Yes, Red has a big dick. Yes, Marcus Isaacs has a sexy, furry little body. But the hottest moment of this video for me is not when those two things come together. It’s when they come apart, and Marcus says “thank you.”
This eager twink tried picking me up at the gym tonight, but he was completely wasting his time. I was far too focused on all the beefy, hairy guys there. With all this cold weather, I’m looking for someone to hibernate with.
After watching this video, I may have to take an early lunch. I’m in the mood for throating a huge cock and stuffing a little muscle bottom with my big dick. If only Brett Bradley and Armond Rizzo were at the gloryhole I’m thinking of hitting up!
Or I could get on Craigslist and roll the dice with a new one…
Bearded Bro Breeding
Featuring Devin Totter and Jameson
Except for some of the silly frat boy antics (e.g. farting in a guy’s face on purpose), Deviant Otter is my kind of guy.
I mean, really. Who wouldn’t want to go out drinking with a furry dude who looks like you, get naked and grope-y in the car on the way home from the bar, then fuck him bareback in the kitchen while the roommate and his boyfriend listen?
I’ve done it before!
I just don’t have roommates. Instead, I always make sure I’m loud enough for my neighbors to hear…
Daddy Issues
Featuring Matt Stevens and Bradley Boyd
Turns out the outwardly conservative guy I hooked up with yesterday is (not surprisingly) a freak between the sheets, so suddenly I became both his straight rapist and Sir. When I flipped him on his back, slid deep inside him and the dirty talk started flowing, the rapist/Sir roles got a little muddied, but I was happy to play along.
Whoever I was, it was the perfect opportunity to work on being more vocally dominant with my boys…
Taking the day off at Food & Wine yesterday definitely helped me recharge my batteries. The small plates and drinks kept coming and coming, and so did the waves of hot guys…and not just in the crowds.
New shows at Epcot include hunky lumberjacks, talented trumpet players with tight little bodies and an Italian man so skilled with his legs and a flagpole that even the straight guys next to me were commenting on it.