{"id":12778,"date":"2024-11-24T17:39:53","date_gmt":"2024-11-24T21:39:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dirtygayblog.com\/?p=12778"},"modified":"2025-11-09T10:15:33","modified_gmt":"2025-11-09T14:15:33","slug":"crystal-meth-users-have-no-sense-of-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dirtygayblog.com\/?p=12778","title":{"rendered":"Crystal meth users have no sense of humor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.buddyhosted.com\/5\/3\/flash\/24445\/64817\/120\/30_a7fc2_01.html?pr=9&#038;su=2&#038;ad=198960&#038;pg=2&#038;campaign=62877\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/dirtygayblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/1611.jpg\" title=\"Click here to watch the video\" alt=\"Heavily tattooed young men initiate their neighbor into the world of gay sex.\" width=\"450\" height=\"3840\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-12779\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dirtygayblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/1611.jpg 450w, https:\/\/dirtygayblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/1611-35x300.jpg 35w, https:\/\/dirtygayblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/1611-120x1024.jpg 120w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>On my way home from the bar last night, my phone started blowing up with hookup requests. 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