{"id":16713,"date":"2026-08-26T19:22:16","date_gmt":"2026-08-26T23:22:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dirtygayblog.com\/?p=16713"},"modified":"2025-11-09T10:16:18","modified_gmt":"2025-11-09T14:16:18","slug":"time-to-go-shopping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dirtygayblog.com\/?p=16713","title":{"rendered":"Time to go shopping!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.buddyhosted.com\/5\/67\/flash_hd\/28264\/73803\/120\/162_ce20e_01.html?pr=9&#038;su=2&#038;ad=194515&#038;campaign=50528\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/dirtygayblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/2257-MuscleSpeedoShopping.jpg\" title=\"Click here to watch the video\" alt=\"Muscle men in tank tops shopping for Speedos and and underwear together.\" width=\"450\" height=\"675\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-16714\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dirtygayblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/2257-MuscleSpeedoShopping.jpg 450w, https:\/\/dirtygayblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/2257-MuscleSpeedoShopping-100x150.jpg 100w, https:\/\/dirtygayblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/2257-MuscleSpeedoShopping-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.buddyhosted.com\/5\/67\/flash_hd\/28264\/73803\/120\/162_ce20e_01.html?pr=9&#038;su=2&#038;ad=194515&#038;campaign=50528\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/dirtygayblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/2257.jpg\" title=\"Click here to watch the video\" alt=\"Guys popping boners in the underwear store and fucking in the men dressing room.\" width=\"450\" height=\"5966\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-16715\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Myskivvious<\/em><br \/>\nStarring <a href=\"http:\/\/dirtygayblog.com\/?p=13775\">Rikk York<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/dirtygayblog.com\/?p=16336\">Hugh Hunter<\/a><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s almost May and conversations are turning toward Gay Days.  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