{"id":16914,"date":"2015-05-31T10:01:07","date_gmt":"2015-05-31T14:01:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dirtygayblog.com\/?p=16914"},"modified":"2025-11-09T10:16:19","modified_gmt":"2025-11-09T14:16:19","slug":"his-place-was-the-shit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dirtygayblog.com\/?p=16914","title":{"rendered":"His place was the shit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/join.titanmen.com\/gallery\/MTMwNzY3LjIuMi4yLjEuMTkyNy4wLjAuMA\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/dirtygayblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/2289-MuscleBearsMakingOut.jpg\" title=\"Click here to watch the video\" alt=\"Muscle bears making out by the windows overlooking the pool.\" width=\"450\" height=\"253\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-16915\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dirtygayblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/2289-MuscleBearsMakingOut.jpg 450w, https:\/\/dirtygayblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/2289-MuscleBearsMakingOut-150x84.jpg 150w, https:\/\/dirtygayblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/2289-MuscleBearsMakingOut-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/join.titanmen.com\/gallery\/MTMwNzY3LjIuMi4yLjEuMTkyNy4wLjAuMA\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/dirtygayblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/2289.jpg\" title=\"Click here to watch the video\" alt=\"Muscle bears having hardcore gay sex over the pool.\" width=\"450\" height=\"3586\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-16916\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dirtygayblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/2289.jpg 450w, https:\/\/dirtygayblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/2289-19x150.jpg 19w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Catch 22, Scene 3<\/em><br \/>\nStarring <a href=\"http:\/\/dirtygayblog.com\/?p=15928\">Eddy CeeTee<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/dirtygayblog.com\/?p=16713\">Hugh Hunter<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know what came over me <a href=\"http:\/\/dirtygayblog.com\/?p=16907\">last night<\/a>.  I met this muscle bear at a photography show in the afternoon.  We hit it off, went out to dinner and ended up back at his place.<\/p>\n<p>He had a hot tub out on his deck, which is where we got naked with a couple of drinks.  We soaked and laughed and sipped and kissed.  It was really fun, considering how much I typically dislike hot tubs.  How could I not like this?<\/p>\n<p>Suddenly we&#8217;re making out, spilling bourbon into chest hair, pawing at wet, chlorinated muscles.  He leads me out of the water, bends over the edge of the tub and demands that I fuck him.  Again, how could I not like this??<\/p>\n<p>He spreads his furry muscle butt, and I slide inside him.  All the way.  This guy is a pro.  He calls me &#8220;Daddy&#8221; and tells me to fuck him&#8230;hard.  I start banging deep inside him, and he keeps telling me to fuck him harder. It&#8217;s like I&#8217;ve got &#8216;roid rage, I&#8217;m fucking this guy so hard.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re on the hot tub, on the patio furniture, against the wall and even down in the back yard, fucking like animals.  Did I mention he has a chocolate Lab?  And that&#8217;s where it went wrong.<\/p>\n<p>No, the dog didn&#8217;t get involved.  Not in person anyway.  You know that smell when you&#8217;re fucking a guy that let&#8217;s you know he wasn&#8217;t quite &#8220;ready&#8221; for you? Kiiiinda like that.  We had rolled in dog shit.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s what happens when you&#8217;re gone all day, and doggie uses the doggie door to go outside and relieve himself.  You&#8217;re not there to clean up the yard before bringing home a surprise trick (that would be me) and having him fuck you all over the place.  Literally.<\/p>\n<p>We had a good laugh and a <strong>thorough<\/strong> outdoor shower before kissing goodnight and me heading home.  I&#8217;ll have to check out the master bedroom another time&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/join.titanmen.com\/gallery\/MTMwNzY3LjIuMi4yLjEuMTkyNy4wLjAuMA\" target=\"_blank\">&lt; Click here to watch the video &gt;<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?original_referer=https%3A%2F%2Fdirtygayblog.com%2F%3Fp%3D5560&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Ebuttonembed%7Ctwterm%5Eshare%7Ctwgr%5E&amp;text=Fit%2C%20tan%2C%20dirty%20blonde%20guy%20getting%20sucked%20-%20Dirty%20Gay%20Blog&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Fdirtygayblog.com%2F%3Fp%3D5560\" class=\"twitter-share-button\" count=\"none\" via=\"DirtyGayBlog\">Tweet<\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\"><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Catch 22, Scene 3 Starring Eddy CeeTee and Hugh Hunter I don&#8217;t know what came over me last night. I met this muscle bear at a photography show in the afternoon. We hit it off, went out to dinner and ended up back at his place. He had a hot tub out on his deck, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/dirtygayblog.com\/?p=16914\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">His place was the shit<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[54,84,21,5,3,9,34,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16914","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-beards","category-cum","category-hairy-men","category-muscles","category-older-men","category-outdoor-sex","category-speedos","category-tattoos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtygayblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16914","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtygayblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtygayblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtygayblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtygayblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16914"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/dirtygayblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16914\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28034,"href":"https:\/\/dirtygayblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16914\/revisions\/28034"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtygayblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16914"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtygayblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16914"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtygayblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16914"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}