{"id":17420,"date":"2015-08-19T15:30:51","date_gmt":"2015-08-19T19:30:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dirtygayblog.com\/?p=17420"},"modified":"2025-11-09T10:18:57","modified_gmt":"2025-11-09T14:18:57","slug":"lifeguards-make-me-hard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dirtygayblog.com\/?p=17420","title":{"rendered":"Lifeguards make me hard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/straightfraternity.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/dirtygayblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/2369-TattooMuscleRedSpeedo.jpg\" title=\"Click here to watch the video\" alt=\"Hairy, tattooed muscle man in a tank top and red Speedo.\" width=\"450\" height=\"301\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-17421\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dirtygayblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/2369-TattooMuscleRedSpeedo.jpg 450w, https:\/\/dirtygayblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/2369-TattooMuscleRedSpeedo-150x100.jpg 150w, https:\/\/dirtygayblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/2369-TattooMuscleRedSpeedo-300x201.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/straightfraternity.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/dirtygayblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/2369.jpg\" title=\"Click here to watch the video\" alt=\"Hairy, bearded, muscular stud in a red Speedo stripping nude.\" width=\"450\" height=\"5135\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-17422\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/straightfraternity.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">All-American Heroes<\/a><br \/>\nStarring <a href=\"http:\/\/dirtygayblog.com\/?p=16976\">Hugh Hunter<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I haven&#8217;t gotten to the beach nearly enough this year, and the summer pool parties are already starting to wind down.  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