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\nIt’s my birthday, and this time every year I think about how I became the dirty gay man I am today. As I picture all my favorite dirty people and things, my love of jockstraps and men’s underwear stands out far above the rest.
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\nI’ve decided that the root of jockstraps giving me an enormous, juicing boner is the classic Bike #10<\/a> strap. It’s the strap you could smell through an athlete’s uniform, or that I saw poking out above Coach’s waistband while he watched us shower after class.
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\nAll grown up, it’s the jock I stole from the locker room sauna, one or two carelessly left behind on the hot wood to dry, unknowingly fueling a hormone and adrenaline surge in me. I would rush to stuff it into my gym bag so I could beat off to it later in secret, only to steal another a few weeks later, and another, and another.
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\nHoly shit! It’s time to restock! < Get Dirty ><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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