Stany Falcone reminds me to be jealous of our European neighbors and all the incredible bods that emerge from their sexiest of gene pools. And come on, Picwick’s face is flat-out gorgeous.
But since we can’t just cut off one’s head and put it on the other’s body, we can at least put them together to fuck.
Off comes the easy-access jumpsuit, and we’re ready to go. Just watch that chop saw!