If you don’t want to be ass-raped in jail, then you shouldn’t have been speeding in the first place! And if you do want to be turned into someone’s bitch one last time in 2008, stay off the roads and answer dirty gay personal ads all night, or cam chat with a lonely, horny, real prison guard.
Who knows… you might get a good jailhouse fucking out of the deal after all! < Get Dirty >
Category Archives: Hairy Men
Fuck Holes 2 — My latest porn appearance
A couple of my buddies let me know that Treasure Island Media is releasing Fuckholes 2 in January, and they’re currently featuring my scene with TIM exclusive Christian for advanced download. We shot the scene in an upscale New York hotel, with an awesome view of the city and some great ideas on what I should do to Christian. For those who don’t know, most of the time TIM hooks up guys they think will have chemistry, plants a few ideas and lets them go at it all on their own. Now that’s real dirt.
Right out of the gate, I got a hot vibe from this expert piggy bottom, and he knew how to play with my big 10-inch pole. Christian and I had plenty to work with just from our own dirty minds, and our major height difference made for even more fucking fun. Cap it off with a lot of wrestle-fuck play, me filling Christian up with a huge load and finally feltch-feeding it back to him in his mouth. We were hot, dripping and razor-burned before we knew it!
Check out our scene in Fuckholes 2 for yourself by clicking here, then look for where it says “New Feature” at the top-right of the page. Click on the “WATCH NOW” link and get dirty with me!
Bound Gods — Tober Brandt Uses Brandon Hawk
Beat off to this! It’s porn stud Tober Brandt dominating a new slave, stringing Brandon up for a dirty, leathery beating and fucking every open hole, willing or not. Brandt circles his catch like a lion, flogging and playing with his immobilized body, beating him until tender and his tied-up, purple cock is ready to burst.
It’s masculine control so hot you can smell the spanked ass, robe fiber and fuck juice right through the screen. < Get Dirty >
Colt Studio Group — Men I want to fuck
When I figured out that it was men who got me bonered, I immediately started looking for any kind of naked pictures of men I could find. Luckily for me, COLT at the time was peddling their dirty gay videos through slick trifold ads you could buy in sets through the mail.
For $10, I got a whole year of glossy smut delivered right to my mailbox in a discrete envelope, within which was contained another envelope warning anyone about to open it of the perversity it contained. I was practically leaking before I could even unfold the first piece. And to top it off, I could choose a feature model for whom they’d send a black and white photo, a color photo and a slide, presumably which I could project onto the wall and jizz all over.
Thankfully, COLT Studio Group has moved into the digital age, where they can bring the same quality beefcake they have for (my formative) years to the hurried, sex-starved masses. I wonder how much a digital wall projector costs these days… < Get Dirty >
UK Naked Men — How Does Your Garden GROW!
Last week, UKNakedMen brought Vladi back to their garden, and it’s easy to see why he’s a UKNM favorite. A fit, furry man with a mischievous grin as he pulls out and strokes his thick, uncut 10″ meat… what’s not to like. < Get Dirty >
Rear Stable — Hunter Hunted, Scene 2
Sweaty, hairy men fucking like animals. Now that’s what I call entertainment. I could watch this shit all day, especially when I’ve got big, loud-mouthed fucker Peter Axel flip-fucking with dirty horndog Trey Casteel (who seems to be making the rounds). Spit, punches, slaps, and brutal fucking… Praise be to RearStable, for getting hot man-fucking right. < Get Dirty >
Collin O’Neal — International Action
Collin O’Neal himself gives me a big boner. Always has. And fortunately for all of us, CollinONeal.com is equally boner-making. Some porn just sticks one hot guy with whomever else they have in their rack, but CollinONeal.com has consistently added hot upon hot, like a delicious, deep-dish meat pie. His locations are unusual and the men definitely look and sound like they want to be there. There’s no holding back the pelvic ass-slap in these hot beef injections. < Get Dirty >