If you don’t want to be ass-raped in jail, then you shouldn’t have been speeding in the first place! And if you do want to be turned into someone’s bitch one last time in 2008, stay off the roads and answer dirty gay personal ads all night, or cam chat with a lonely, horny, real prison guard.
Who knows… you might get a good jailhouse fucking out of the deal after all! < Get Dirty >
Smooth guys generally turn me off, but some men like Kevin and Leo have undeniable sex appeal. There’s a sort of eagerness you can pick up from listening to them before their shoot and looking into their eyes. It’s not animal, but it’s a strong desire for a good deep fucking and sperm swap.
The circus positions they’re put in for this scene distract from its natural dirtiness, but I’ve got to give RandyBlue its props on this one for its choice of cocks, asses and beautifully sculpted bodies. < Get Dirty >
This is why I can’t workout at home. I’d go online to get some tips on exploding my arms and end up on STR8Cam, beating off to Jeff isolating his giant biceps, sweating through and pissing on his briefs, then shooting his sticky, hot load. I wouldn’t have any energy left for my own workout… unless whacking it counts as cardio. < Get Dirty >
StallionMen, huh? Sounds an awful lot like a certain house of raging horses might have been an influence in the name choice. But who am I to complain when this stable also is loaded with built, cocky guys who make me hard. More of an international group, more of a str8 flavor.
When it comes to muscle worship, as long as he’s big and domineering enough, I’ll gladly bend over and be his footstool, urinal or whatever. For example, Panther Rain is almost too friendly in the face, but his amazing physique and monster tool cum into play. I think I’ll reserve my final judgment until after the taste test.
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When I figured out that it was men who got me bonered, I immediately started looking for any kind of naked pictures of men I could find. Luckily for me, COLT at the time was peddling their dirty gay videos through slick trifold ads you could buy in sets through the mail.
For $10, I got a whole year of glossy smut delivered right to my mailbox in a discrete envelope, within which was contained another envelope warning anyone about to open it of the perversity it contained. I was practically leaking before I could even unfold the first piece. And to top it off, I could choose a feature model for whom they’d send a black and white photo, a color photo and a slide, presumably which I could project onto the wall and jizz all over.
Thankfully, COLT Studio Group has moved into the digital age, where they can bring the same quality beefcake they have for (my formative) years to the hurried, sex-starved masses. I wonder how much a digital wall projector costs these days… < Get Dirty >
Where in the fuck is this gym and how do I join! If the pure, solid action of these black beefcakes won’t get you off (and it will), just listen closely to the soundtrack. That Flex-Deon’s voice while he gets his meat sucked by Soloman and when he’s pound-fucking Soloman’s big, thick ass is like mud-covered gravel I want to smear all over my body. < Get Dirty >
I like my bodybuilders veiny, hung and full of cum. And although YouLoveJack tends to use more of the younger, smoother, smaller guys out there, they scored big with the addition of Oscar Mann. At 22 years old, this monster piece of meat has cum a long way, and he totally gets my piggy vote for lapping up that cum like a good little boy. Of course, that’s not unusual on YLJ, where making homemade porn has never looked like more fun! < Get Dirty >
