Randy Jones make look somewhat like Vin Diesel, but he sounds a lot more like Hervé Villechaize.
The real Vin Diesel:
And Hervé Villechaize:
Halfway through Randy Jones fucking Issac Jones, I expected him to call out, “De plane!! De Plane!!”
Category Archives: Celebrities
I wouldn’t mind watching Brody Stevens fuck another guy
For some reason, CJ Parker in this scene with Jake Zackry makes me imagine what it would be like to watch comedian Brody Stevens fucking a dude. If he was more than 10% gay…
The real Brody Stevens:
Muscle bear in a suit vs. Zac Efron one-off
Austin Wolf continues his role as hunky side of beef for the twinks of Randy Blue, who just seem to keep outshining him.
Yes, Wolf has more physical appeal, but Justin Owen obviously is the better actor and helped me get into the scene more. So which one just give me this raging boner?
Being into younger men would ruin my reputation!
Briefs, bareback, muscles and moaning… It all adds up
Although he needs to stop trimming so much, Sage Daniels has a good look and looks even better in briefs.
And Mason Garet? Not really my type, except for all the vocalizations. Plus, the fact that he’s like a dirty gay version of Woody Harrelson cracks me up!
Putting it all together works for me. And my boner.
I didn’t know Kick-Ass 2 had so much ANAL in it
Scene 3 from Stag featuring Alessio Romero and Brayden Forrester didn’t exactly get my dirty gay rocks off.
But I still had fun imagining that Forrester is sort of a gay porn version of that lispy kid from the Superbad and Kick Ass movies, Christopher Mintz-Plasse.
The real Christopher Mintz-Plasse:
What Morgan Spurlock would look like with a full beard… and a dirty gay video career
Beating off to furry stud Colby Keller, with his inviting eyes and moans, is a great way to wake up in the morning. Or to watch over and over all afternoon, fantasizing about being more than just his cameraman.
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And after a while, I finally figured out that (especially in the voice) he reminds me of a hotter, dirty gay version of Morgan Spurlock.
The real Morgan Spurlock:
Is that Paul Rudd beating off on the couch?
I’m having trouble figuring out which male celebrity (or mix of celebrities) Jack Archer reminds me of. Maybe because I keep jizzing every time I mentally put my hands through his chest hair…
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But there’s definitely some Paul Rudd in there.
The real Paul Rudd:
