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What Morgan Spurlock would look like with a full beard… and a dirty gay video career

Thursday, October 27th, 2022

Hairy, muscular lumberjack and male celebrity look-alike is milked of a huge load of semen.

Beating off to furry stud Colby Keller, with his inviting eyes and moans, is a great way to wake up in the morning. Or to watch over and over all afternoon, fantasizing about being more than just his cameraman.

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And after a while, I finally figured out that (especially in the voice) he reminds me of a hotter, dirty gay version of Morgan Spurlock.

The real Morgan Spurlock:

The real Morgan Spurlock

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Is that Paul Rudd beating off on the couch?

Monday, October 3rd, 2022

Hairy-chested straight guy jacking off on the couch.

I’m having trouble figuring out which male celebrity (or mix of celebrities) Jack Archer reminds me of. Maybe because I keep jizzing every time I mentally put my hands through his chest hair…

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But there’s definitely some Paul Rudd in there.

The real Paul Rudd:

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Dale Cooper, @DaleDoesPorn – Perfect for fucking, and so much more

Thursday, June 2nd, 2022

Well-hung, tattooed and ripped stud jacks his huge cock with a Fleshlight while he sits on a big black dildo.

Maybe I should have asked for Dale Cooper for my birthday.

I’d forgotten just how hard this mustachioed young buck with a big dick (and convincing Jake Gyllenhaal look-alike) makes me.

And he loves ass play? Let me at him!

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That Jersey Shore looking motherfucker has got himself one big old dick

Tuesday, May 24th, 2022

Hairy chested Italian into having his muscles worshipped spreads his legs and masturbates with his extra large penis on his bed.

I still wish Jorge Alvarez would grow a beard.

Even so, watching this cocky, muscular guido use both hands to jack a huge load from his giant cock onto his furry abs was enough to satisfy…

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Is that Mark Consuelos fucking @BrunoKnightXXX?

Wednesday, March 9th, 2022

Okay. Bruno Knight and Rogan Richards are both incredibly hot, and this slutty seduction and power fuck made me instantly cream my jeans, but it finally occurred to me who Richards reminds me of…

A dirty gay Australian version of Mark Consuelos!

The real Mark Consuelos:

The real Mark Consuelos

Definitely all on my To Do List.

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He’s an even better, dirty gay porn version of Jake Gyllenhaal

Monday, February 14th, 2022

Ripped, muscular stud with a mustache and tattoos jacks his long dick.

Wow. Dale Cooper.

Not only is hot in a vaguely Jake Gyllenhaal kind of way:

But with that mustache, light fur, muscle, ink and face, Dale Cooper is hot in his own kind of way. Can’t wait to see him do some fucking!

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Someone please hire Rogan Richards as a bottom in their gay porn shoot…

Saturday, December 11th, 2021

I have a weakness for chiseled Australian men with dark features (hello, Hugh Jackman). So you can imagine the flood of boner juice pouring down my pant leg when I laid eyes on Rogan Richards.

Too bad he claims to be only a dom top. That muscle ass and the way he moves it, looks like he’d make a great bottom!

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