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Is it just me, or did the Bulldog Pit miss the mark on Valentine’s weekend? They’ve certainly got all the right components for a dirty gay stew: illicit toilet sex, testosterone-filled hairy hunks with an older guy or two in the mix, big uncut cocks… other-worldly back-lighting.

But somehow it just didn’t add up for me. It felt less like hot, unscripted free-for-all and more like heavy breathing for, well, the sake of breathing heaving. Little bulldog, too much pit. < Get Dirty >

If only I had been as self-aware back in the day as young porn stars like Mason Wyler are today… my asshole would be worn out by now! Seriously, though, I love his determination to get paid for taking as much giant cock as possible. The appeal of his voracious sluttiness even overtakes his high-pitched squeals, which for some are a huge turn-on… but not for me.

Nonetheless, dreamboat Miguel Prange is a perfect partner in this dirty gay pairing that made me instantly hard. And look at his, well, everything! < Get Dirty >

Happy Valentine’s Day, my dirty gay readers. For VD this year, I hope you find a guy who will squat-fuck you so long that he gets to skip “legs” at the gym this week… and stays hard while he’s doing it!

If that’s not in the cards this year, then have sex with yourself using Playbook as your guide. Take it from me: their promo clip above isn’t nearly as hot as the rest of the video! < Get Dirty >

Sometimes I feel like Christian, hungry for fat cock and eager to get my ass fucked. And sometimes I’m like Oliver, the cigar smoking Daddy with a swagger and a big-knobbed piece that needs to be serviced.

Put them together and you get dynamite (or in my case, narcissism). This is classic leather Daddy sex. Awesome. < Get Dirty >

Monster-hung Matt Hughes and teammate Tyson give Stefan Colby the reward he deserves for scoring the winning play: two fistfuls of swollen meat and a shower-bath of hot cum.

I just want to know how I can get on this team. They know the right way to treat the Man of the Match! < Get Dirty >