I was just talking porn with a friend I hadn’t seen in a while, and as it turns out, he knows Drew Sebastian, who apparently is a very nice guy and someone I should meet.
Thanks, buddy! I’ll be sure to add him to my West Coast to-do list…
Now that I’m feeling better I’m definitely going to have to do something about this backlog of sexual energy. Everywhere I go I see hot guys with beards and just want to hump them!
It’s exciting, but a little disconcerting at the deli counter…
I woke up super hard and horny this morning, but I won’t be fucking anyone today. I’m still getting over a little cold I picked up earlier this week.
So the only glazing I’ll be doing is in my palm…and going to Dunkin Donuts. Something about this cold has made me both incredibly randy and craving tons of sugar…
It’s shaping up to be one heck of a cold and blustery day, making it the perfect weather for a hot toddy and a bear cub. I’ve got what I need for the former, but I want to find a really hairy guy for the latter.