Archive for the ‘Straight Guys’ Category

Straight Guys For Gay Eyes — Easy hires

Tuesday, December 4th, 2018

Gay cross of Brad Pitt and my personal trainer

Normally SG4GE would be way out of my desirable zone. I think it’s a brilliant concept, and I love seeing all kinds of cock in action. The problem is that I don’t want The Ladies involved when I’m watching my fantasy dudes roll. Why, then, is it brilliant?

Lots of us got our early sex beginnings from straight porn… remember Dad’s secret stash of magazines in the tool shed? There’s a much wider pool of models… every straight guy I know wants to be in porn. And for a lot of people, myself included, there’s a special bulge dedicated to the “straight” model who gets off on being watched by other guys.

Take Alan Stafford: tattooed, ripped, a little goofy. I can’t decide whether to stroke my boner or laugh at the sunglasses he keeps on his head throughout the scene. The camera does stay trained on him nicely, but you be the judge whether or not you’re into straight porn for gay men. < Get Dirty >

Str8Cam — New camera!

Saturday, December 1st, 2018

Rub-a-dub-dub, you hot mofo!

Jeff finally got a new high-quality camera over at Str8Cam, and I couldn’t be more excited. Wait a minute… yes, I can! Stuff Jeff into a pair of Speedos, then put on a soapy shower show and I am definitely more excited! Sometimes you have to get clean to < Get Dirty >

All-American Heroes — Rex & Trent

Thursday, November 15th, 2018

What’s great about gay-for-pay scenarios is that there’s still an element of surprise and taboo excitement in the players. We have to endure the sounds of moaning women playing on porn in the background, but to me, it’s worth it! < Get Dirty >

New Site Alert! — Broke and horny straight men

Wednesday, October 31st, 2018

Throw that straight guy a bone!

It’s the latest in gay-for-pay adventures, Because you know that when straight guys are both broke AND horny, there’s only one logical conclusion. Do gay porn for money!

For me the excitement is about humiliating the fuck out of these guys, but this newest gay-for-pay site really spends more time exploiting amateurs for their hotness. Everyone can be bought and sold for the right price, so why not enjoy exerting the power of control while they’re choking down on your dick! < Get Dirty >

All-American Heroes — Straight… or STR8?

Monday, October 29th, 2018

God bless America!

There’s something about large back tattoos that’s hard to forget, and I’m pretty damn good with faces. So when I saw tattooed Rusty and red-faced Beau on All-American Heroes, I instantly recognized them.

These two minor league players have made their rounds, and it’s obvious from looking at them why they’d be popular. But, come on… straight? Even foot fetish grand poobah FootFriends claimed these guys were straight during their recent shoots there.

I just don’t see it. And I don’t see the fireman schtick working either. Put on a pair of red suspenders and a yellow slicker for Pete’s sake. Then put on Pete!!

Not that I care too much. Hot body on one, hot ass on the other, and they’re having a hot old time. I’d just prefer a spade being called a spade… and a cocksucker a cocksucker! < Get Dirty >

STR8Cam — I want to suck his briefs

Wednesday, October 10th, 2018

This is why I can’t workout at home. I’d go online to get some tips on exploding my arms and end up on STR8Cam, beating off to Jeff isolating his giant biceps, sweating through and pissing on his briefs, then shooting his sticky, hot load. I wouldn’t have any energy left for my own workout… unless whacking it counts as cardio. < Get Dirty >

Stallion Men — BIG beef from around the globe

Monday, October 8th, 2018

Hung black muscle makes me beg

StallionMen, huh? Sounds an awful lot like a certain house of raging horses might have been an influence in the name choice. But who am I to complain when this stable also is loaded with built, cocky guys who make me hard. More of an international group, more of a str8 flavor.

When it comes to muscle worship, as long as he’s big and domineering enough, I’ll gladly bend over and be his footstool, urinal or whatever. For example, Panther Rain is almost too friendly in the face, but his amazing physique and monster tool cum into play. I think I’ll reserve my final judgment until after the taste test.

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