Okay. So Eddy and Mark skew to the smooth, pretty side. At least there’s some thick cock, cum-in-beard action to keep me going. And the white sailor kit doesn’t hurt…
Whatever happened to Steve Kelso?
I don’t know whether he still manages that gay bar in New Jersey, but I do know that he’s responsible for thousands of my orgasms and probably most of my fetishes related to masculine men, underwear, Speedos, uniforms and even tan lines…
Even though the uniforms didn’t exactly match up with a scene description about hard times in the brig, dominant top Marky Bruno and aggressive bottom Jeff Campbell almost had me along for the ride.
Unfortunately, it seems that the trend this summer among older gay men was the square-cut swimsuit, and I have a hard time imagining straight Navy men with tan lines like this…
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We always love a good fantasy scene involving groups of men in military dress, and in this one, Logan Stevens is the lucky abductee.
Hell, this group fuck scene in the woods would have been hot even without the abduction angle…
Since they’re both reasonably well-hung and fit, and I’m not really jazzed by either of their faces, once again it comes down to body hair.
If I was forced to pick, I’d have to choose furry Parker Perry over smooth, but extra-hung, Max Marshall.
What can I say? I likes me some cub.
Although Spencer Reed is physically bigger, it’s Samuel Colt who’s the brighter porn star in this scene from Uniform Men. He sucks a mean dick and generally steals the scene like the dirty gay pig he is. Nice!
Although we love Wilfried Knight, Kennedy Carter and military gay sex fantasies, the combination just doesn’t work. It’s too fake and ultimately just falls flat.
Limp and flat.
