When I figured out that it was men who got me bonered, I immediately started looking for any kind of naked pictures of men I could find. Luckily for me, COLT at the time was peddling their dirty gay videos through slick trifold ads you could buy in sets through the mail.
For $10, I got a whole year of glossy smut delivered right to my mailbox in a discrete envelope, within which was contained another envelope warning anyone about to open it of the perversity it contained. I was practically leaking before I could even unfold the first piece. And to top it off, I could choose a feature model for whom they’d send a black and white photo, a color photo and a slide, presumably which I could project onto the wall and jizz all over.
Thankfully, COLT Studio Group has moved into the digital age, where they can bring the same quality beefcake they have for (my formative) years to the hurried, sex-starved masses. I wonder how much a digital wall projector costs these days… < Get Dirty >
Über-hung porn star Chad Hunt, known for his classic, filthy talk, not to mention his gargantuan member, is claiming to be hanging up the cum towel. His final dick flick Endgame is slated for release tomorrow and is available for pre-order on DirtyBirdPictures.com. And once you realize that top man Chad is not only giving up his career but also his ASS, any connoisseur of majorly huge cock and flip-fuck humiliation like me will surely put Endgame on their must-see list. < Get Dirty >
Up for release this Wednesday is the next installment of Arm of One on FistingCentral.com. Scene three features Trey Casteel, Ricky Sinz and Mason Garet in some noisy, greasy FF action (thankfully, Ricky wears a black knit cap to cover that crazy half-punk, half-balding head of his… very distracting). The filth pours from their mouths as Mason, the abused bottom of the scene, gets a big fistful of exactly what he’s been looking for. Fuck prepping the Jeep. Mason needs his rosebud fertilized. Here’s the dirty gay preview: < Get Dirty >
German purveyor of smut Cazzo Film has finally gotten a foothold in the U.S. market. Actually, they probably had one here already with over a decade of incredibly hot, hardcore titles. But now with the muscle of Raging Stallion behind it, Cazzo brings their rough fucking talents stateside in a bid that will surely get American cocks rising and horny fags flocking to Berlin (I bought my tickets already!). Stick it in your mouth, and you will agree: Schmeckt gut! < Get Dirty >
If I was on a work detail with Carlo Cox, I don’t think I’d ever show up late… Unless, of course, it meant that I was going to get worked over by him and two other piggy muscle studs in a giant outdoor fuckfest. I take my work very seriously, and I aim to please! So what if I showed up a few minutes past the whistle. After all, I had to shave my hole, just in case. < Get Dirty With More Alpha Male Fuckers >
A site I typically pass on, major player RandyBlue, finally put something together that would get my substantial, discriminating rocks off. Locker room scenes always remind me of the dirty action that takes place between horny men in saunas and steam rooms around the world. The smell of ripe jockstraps, dark shower stalls and sweaty dry heat always gets me hard quickly. Leo Giamani is naturally my top pick for stud of the scene. And the rest of the cast certainly convinced me that they were truly enjoying their randy man play. If only there had been a couple of non-Pretty Boys in the mix, I would have been completely satisfied. One boner up! < Get Dirty >
When I first spun up Folsom Undercover on DVD, the oddities, like my dripping cock, quickly arose:
Do all men in suits wear leather harnesses underneath them?
Why do these studs LOOK like air-brushed caricatures of butch men, but don’t actually seem to BE butch?
Are those tattoos real?
Is that Neil Patrick Harris?!
And as I skipped back to the initiation scene (repeatedly), I came to realize that there’s just too much muscled veiny-ness, too much amazingly huge cock, too much straight-up hot fucking, overt voyeurism and fantasy satisfaction to overthink this one. …Or is that what I just did? < Get Dirty >
[Note to my Brother Pigs: Fisting and watersports available on director’s expanded edit of DVD and on Blu-ray.]
