Ever wonder what would happen if your boss found all that porn you hide on your office computer? Or what the hot guy in the next office over is doing when he stays after work? Ever wonder why your keyboard is a little sticky in the morning? Let’s put it this way: they found your stash. And if any of them whacking their big, red, uncut cocks at your porn looks like Aaron, get on your knees and lick those keys. < Get Dirty >
Category Archives: Hairy Men
Real Bareback — Wrasslin’ Bears
Now THIS is good smut. I get tired of all the squeaky-clean twinks clogging my Internet pornwaves sometimes, and when I do, I need a big dose of hairy, sloppy cumhole to make it right again. RealBareback gives it to me with real, hunky boyfriends and other masculine guys fucking juicy holes until they’re sweaty and exhausted, as nature intended. Fear not, twink lovers… they’ve got plenty of pussy boys, too. < Get Dirty >
There’s a Cubby Hole on JakeCruise.com
I freely admit that I am not a fan of Nick Donato’s current look. That man needs a beard, mustache or both. Otherwise, his hot, hairy body is simply being done a disservice. He’s got a good muscular build, sexy torso fur and a giant throbbing cock erupting from the elastic of his white briefs. Then you reach the face, and it’s all over. I am a firm believer that there are men whose upper lips require masculine adornment to support their rugged good looks. Nick, please do us all a favor and complete your ascension to Wolf God status with more facial hair! < Get Dirty >
UK Naked Men — Rugby Showers
Looking back through the archives of UKNakedMen.com, it’s clear that they were one of my favorite sites of 2008. UKNM serves up British beef by the kilo, and it’s all fuckable, suckable, tasty shit. Plus, if you’re looking for uncut meat, you’ll hit the mother lode (and blow a mother load!). Even the polished types aren’t your typical cloned stuff, and the unpolished stones are a juicy lot to behold. More, please. < Get Dirty >
Roman Ragazzi — Beasty Fur Fucking
I know that Roman Ragazzi is overplayed, but there’s a good reason for that. Hung, hairy and oozing sex appeal (and various fluids), this furry fuckpile is a hot mess that I just want to lap up. Last week, he made another appearance on HairyBoyz.com, packaged in leather and stuffed with uncut cock. If his scene partner had also been hairy, surely there would have been a static electricity fire. But I’ll let it slide this time. His bareness gives a nice visual relief to the REAL star and makes it easier for me to block him out and substitute myself in the scene! < Get Dirty >
Hot House Backroom — Masturbate to a Master Piece
Hot House Backroom’s recent release of Masterpiece is worth a download, gentlemen. Scene 3 alone features hirsute, veiny studs Ross Hurston and Nick Moretti in a three-way jockstrap fuck swap that’ll get you off in seconds. Other scenes are equally loaded with major manly beefcake and equally as hot. Like Scene 1 with tattooed hot asses Alex Collack and Johnny Gunn, a clear runner-up for best download of the week. < Get Dirty >
XTRA Inches? Don’t be ridiculous!
Sometimes all I need to get off is a simple giant cock. A big, purplish mushroom head, one I can really wrap my mouth around, with a big, thick shaft. And hairy is a plus. Whoever can turn down a long dick oozing with pre-cum is a disturbed, unhappy man. Give me extra inches any day of the week! < Get Dirty >