When I figured out that it was men who got me bonered, I immediately started looking for any kind of naked pictures of men I could find. Luckily for me, COLT at the time was peddling their dirty gay videos through slick trifold ads you could buy in sets through the mail.
For $10, I got a whole year of glossy smut delivered right to my mailbox in a discrete envelope, within which was contained another envelope warning anyone about to open it of the perversity it contained. I was practically leaking before I could even unfold the first piece. And to top it off, I could choose a feature model for whom they’d send a black and white photo, a color photo and a slide, presumably which I could project onto the wall and jizz all over.
Thankfully, COLT Studio Group has moved into the digital age, where they can bring the same quality beefcake they have for (my formative) years to the hurried, sex-starved masses. I wonder how much a digital wall projector costs these days… < Get Dirty >
Category Archives: Hairy Men
UK Naked Men — How Does Your Garden GROW!
Last week, UKNakedMen brought Vladi back to their garden, and it’s easy to see why he’s a UKNM favorite. A fit, furry man with a mischievous grin as he pulls out and strokes his thick, uncut 10″ meat… what’s not to like. < Get Dirty >
Rear Stable — Hunter Hunted, Scene 2
Sweaty, hairy men fucking like animals. Now that’s what I call entertainment. I could watch this shit all day, especially when I’ve got big, loud-mouthed fucker Peter Axel flip-fucking with dirty horndog Trey Casteel (who seems to be making the rounds). Spit, punches, slaps, and brutal fucking… Praise be to RearStable, for getting hot man-fucking right. < Get Dirty >
Collin O’Neal — International Action
Collin O’Neal himself gives me a big boner. Always has. And fortunately for all of us, CollinONeal.com is equally boner-making. Some porn just sticks one hot guy with whomever else they have in their rack, but CollinONeal.com has consistently added hot upon hot, like a delicious, deep-dish meat pie. His locations are unusual and the men definitely look and sound like they want to be there. There’s no holding back the pelvic ass-slap in these hot beef injections. < Get Dirty >
Big Cock Desires — Arpad Miklos
I have to say that the only thing “amateur” about BigCockDesires.com is the photography. They certainly couldn’t be talking about Arpad Miklos, the uncut, hairy Hungarian top who makes my mouth water whenever I see him. He’s far from amateur in most people’s books.
Seriously, these photos of Miklos are overexposed and out of focus… and is that a NYC skyline poster they’re using as a backdrop? I just don’t see the comedy in it, when all I want to see is Miklos’ meat and the rest of the big cock my ass desires. Still, I’ll admit there’s a sort of worn, dirty magazine quality to the pics (and models) on BCD. And with no men under 8 inches, there’s definitely something there to keep my hands busy. < Get Dirty >
Mark Wolff — The #GiganticCock of Ted Colunga
Some cocks are unmistakable, and on a recent visit to MarkWolff.com, I couldn’t miss THIS giant, uncut, hairy pipe. I’m a longtime fan of beefy fur pile Ted Colunga. He has a hefty handful of movies under his belt, and obviously more heft under his belt than your average Joe. We’re talking so much amazingly thick cock that some of his photos have been accused of being air-brushed. I’m here to tell you, guys, it’s all real. All you have to do is watch this majorly horse-hung stud in action and you’ll have your proof. < Get Dirty >
Hairy Boyz — Grunt Force Trauma
You want dirty? I’ll give you dirty. Try Jake Deckard’s nasty action by himself in the woods, greasing up his hairy foxhole with thick fingers while he’s bent over a log. Or get hard to the rough nipple play and deep grunts from this grunt, as he sloppily fucks a beat-it sleeve and blows a huge chunky load. That’s military action I LIKE to see. < Get Dirty >