Valentine’s Day is right around the corner, so what are you going to do for that special someone this year? Flowers? Chocolates? Or a giant tub of Crisco, and the entire length of your arm.
I’m sorry, but if my friend’s Dad looked like Nick Capra, I’d be hunting him down and fucking him, too. Sounds like a Craiglist fantasy waiting to happen…
Sure, he’s smooth, but I have to admit that’s some pretty impressive muscle for a 21-year-old. And he’s so sweet and genuine with his reactions to the male foot fetish and tickling experience, which is completely foreign to him.
I kind of want to see him tied up and tickle tortured next time…
I started taking Allegra a few days ago after some sneezing and an itchy cough came on. It seems to be helping, but I think it’s affecting my semen production. Same volume, but a lot thicker and not as sweet as usual. I noticed it yesterday, and I have another taste test scheduled for this afternoon.
Everyone knows I’m a sucker for facial hair, and my Mustache Project is well underway. What I’m learning, though, is that while I’m intrigued by men with crazy mustaches, I actually don’t want to sleep with all of them, like I thought I would. Same with beards. I love a good beard, but when they start getting too long and wiry, I feel less like diving into them.
Nonetheless, given the choice between a man with facial hair and a clean-shaven one, it’s pretty much a guarantee that I’ll go for the furrier fellow…
Despite the full moon and the cosmos being in turmoil, I’ve actually had a pretty good day today. Fires were easy to extinguish. I started a great new workout routine at the gym. And hot guys are messaging me even as I write this.
So hopefully yours was only as torturous as you wanted it to be…
I love a good mustache, and Mike’s got one. There have been a lot of hot mustachioed men in my life, but I have to wonder how many of them I would consider hot now. I mean, all I can remember from a lot of them is a vague shape with a great ‘stache.
Maybe this month I’ll start asking guys with good mustaches for pictures and turn it into some kind of book. You know, for my personal use.
Every man likes a compliment on his facial hair, so it shouldn’t be a problem. Push-brooms and handlebars to the front of the line!