Okay, Vinny is more of a saftig Tom Cruise than the top gun himself. The aviator sunglasses and celebrity lookalike quality did put some juice in my nuts, but no “straight” guy has eyebrows like that!
The real Tom Cruise:
I might have liked this scene better if Vinny had kept on his clothes and gotten blown through the fly of his boxer briefs. But then we would have missed seeing his hot, hairy butt!
Far be it from Dirty Gay Blog to tell you what to get off to, but when you’re wearing leather chaps and shoving a giant dildo up your man hole, straight porn seems a touch out of place.
At least it’s better than amateur j.o. videos that overlay dance tracks…