Category Archives: Straight Guys
Str8Cam — Gorilla punching
Who doesn’t like to start their day with a little ab-punching, especially when you’re working with abs like Jeff’s! There’s just something butch and primal about it, and the way he grabs his dick really pops my boner.
Added bonus: he’s never too serious… except when he cums!
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Broke and Horny: Ariel
Southern Strokes — Construction workers!
Southern Strokes makes another juicy swipe at my pants with Thursday’s update, Alabama construction worker Coy. It’s hard to go wrong with a hot, muscled construction worker!
He may have an oddly shaped head, but pull out your dick and focus below the neck, and I’m sure you’ll have no problem getting off. Look at that rippling straight man ass… now that’s a beautiful side-view!
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Male Perfection — Self-love
Yesterday I featured Mitch Bennett, a hairy, all-natural bodybuilder with a hot, butch attitude. So today, of course, I have been affronted by the opposite.
“Kyle Bill” from Male Perfection [site closed] is a great example of what I don’t like when it comes to guys and muscle. Puffed up like a pastry and manscaped to within an inch of a Mexican Hairless, this poor girl is trying to delude us with her glamour shots.
Sorry, Kyle Bill. I’m just not aroused by thinking about your so-called wife’s unpaid boob job.
Dirty Tony — Damon
Last week on DirtyTony.com we were introduced to a scruffy little fuck name Damon. To me he looked kind of strung out, and since heroin chic is so passe, I nearly thumbed to the next sticky web page.
Then I noticed Damon’s giant pendulous balls. Swinging back and forth between his legs as he whacked, these potatoes were an incredible side dish to his uncut meat. It’s like the whole package was just dragging his groin to the tile floor.
I’m convinced Damon will be one of those dirty old men you find swinging it in the shower at the gym. Howdy, son. Wanna take a ride!
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Man Avenue: Tomm
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