Southern Strokes makes another juicy swipe at my pants with Thursday’s update, Alabama construction worker Coy. It’s hard to go wrong with a hot, muscled construction worker!
He may have an oddly shaped head, but pull out your dick and focus below the neck, and I’m sure you’ll have no problem getting off. Look at that rippling straight man ass… now that’s a beautiful side-view!
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Category Archives: Straight Guys
Male Perfection — Self-love
Yesterday I featured Mitch Bennett, a hairy, all-natural bodybuilder with a hot, butch attitude. So today, of course, I have been affronted by the opposite.
“Kyle Bill” from Male Perfection [site closed] is a great example of what I don’t like when it comes to guys and muscle. Puffed up like a pastry and manscaped to within an inch of a Mexican Hairless, this poor girl is trying to delude us with her glamour shots.
Sorry, Kyle Bill. I’m just not aroused by thinking about your so-called wife’s unpaid boob job.
Dirty Tony — Damon
Last week on DirtyTony.com we were introduced to a scruffy little fuck name Damon. To me he looked kind of strung out, and since heroin chic is so passe, I nearly thumbed to the next sticky web page.
Then I noticed Damon’s giant pendulous balls. Swinging back and forth between his legs as he whacked, these potatoes were an incredible side dish to his uncut meat. It’s like the whole package was just dragging his groin to the tile floor.
I’m convinced Damon will be one of those dirty old men you find swinging it in the shower at the gym. Howdy, son. Wanna take a ride!
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Man Avenue: Tomm
[site closed]
Cocksure Men — Is that Eric Nies?
Is it just me or is David Taylor getting gayer with every shoot. This tattooed muscle hunk with the goofy camera-looks reminds me of former teen idol and erection-inspirer Eric Nies from back in the day. Except inkier… and eager to fuck power bottoms.
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Randy Blue — Nick’s Big Boy
Tall, straight guys with thick dicks and deep voices? Sign me up. Nick Hurley may be a little too boyish in the face for me, but he makes up for it everywhere else. I love it when guys can ooze charm.
But over 40 hookups at his age? Sounds like a classic Slut Phase if you ask me.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that! < Get Dirty >
New Site Alert! — Southern Strokes
Relative newcummers Southern Strokes have found a special place in my heart. They gather starry-eyed amateurs (straight, gay, bi) from the South and help them get their start in the adult industry with their first solo and duo scenes.
These aren’t the same guys you see all over. We’re talking new, fresh meat, and lots of it. There’s some serious cock attached to these Southern gentlemen, and while they tend to the younger men, the guys have all got something a little rougher (hooray!) than your average twink.
Two cocks up! < Get Dirty >