If Paradise Found is Kane O’Farrell’s monster cock dipped in a strawberry parfait for my pleasure, then call me converted. This tattooed beast knows how to feed Antton Harri, starting at front and working around to the back. It seems that protein shakes are definitely on the menu at this dirty gay picnic! < Get Dirty >
Category Archives: Sportswear
Wrestle Hard — Total obedience training
I love big, hairy European men, especially when they get rough and verbal! Toss out a few humiliation moves in a wrestling ring and I’m through. It’s not as if the ridiculous dialogue ruins the scene… “Who is your Daddy? WHO IS YOUR DADDY!”
To me it proves that the guys over at WrestleHard know how to have a good time and not take themselves too seriously. And although he doesn’t shine here, you usually can’t beat ripped, hairy stud Don Camillo for a good masculine fuck scene. < Get Dirty >
Hot House Backroom — Max Sinclair’s Bubble Ass
Hot House Backroom hits another grand slam with Dickin’ Around, featuring massively hung men in scene after scene of hot, masculine sex… because who needs anything else?
Props and cocks go to Max Sinclair’s incredible ass in Scene 1. As if Vinnie D’Angelo needs any more incentive to screw his hot, furry gym buddy than the other roommate leaving the house. If I had Max’s ass hanging out in my living room, I wouldn’t give a fuck if my roommate was there or not.
With an eager hole like his, I’d invite all my gym buddies over to take their turn! < Get Dirty >
Club Inferno Dungeon — Fisting in the New Year
Let’s kick off 2009 with a few new year’s resolutions! This year, I will:
- Do at least 3 hours of cardio each week
- Join a team sport
- Practice swallowing a 20-pound, double-headed dildo with my ass
- Get fisted by my coach!
With Fisting All Stars, that sounds doable! < Get Dirty >
STR8Cam — I want to suck his briefs
This is why I can’t workout at home. I’d go online to get some tips on exploding my arms and end up on STR8Cam, beating off to Jeff isolating his giant biceps, sweating through and pissing on his briefs, then shooting his sticky, hot load. I wouldn’t have any energy left for my own workout… unless whacking it counts as cardio. < Get Dirty >
Berlin Male — Large, Uncut Yule Logs
Merry Christmas, guys! To those of you who celebrate it, I hope you’re enjoying a sleighful of cheer and a sackful of goodies today. To those who don’t, I hope you at least get to celebrate a day off and a big slurpy cupful of someone else’s nog. Either way, let’s take a page from Berlin-Male’s book:
Pull off the stockings and haul out your yule log with Peto and Rubskin, two hot and horny Germans who know how to spike the wassail. You can almost feel the magic of Christmas in the twinkle of Rubskin’s eye. Cum down my chimney, Santa! < Get Dirty >
Colt Studio Group — Men I want to fuck
When I figured out that it was men who got me bonered, I immediately started looking for any kind of naked pictures of men I could find. Luckily for me, COLT at the time was peddling their dirty gay videos through slick trifold ads you could buy in sets through the mail.
For $10, I got a whole year of glossy smut delivered right to my mailbox in a discrete envelope, within which was contained another envelope warning anyone about to open it of the perversity it contained. I was practically leaking before I could even unfold the first piece. And to top it off, I could choose a feature model for whom they’d send a black and white photo, a color photo and a slide, presumably which I could project onto the wall and jizz all over.
Thankfully, COLT Studio Group has moved into the digital age, where they can bring the same quality beefcake they have for (my formative) years to the hurried, sex-starved masses. I wonder how much a digital wall projector costs these days… < Get Dirty >