I’m heading to an unusual Super Bowl viewing party tonight. Jockstraps only in the first half, nude in the second half.
Since it’s a nudist party and not a sex party, I’m gonna need to fully unload before I go there. Otherwise, with my jockstrap fetish, I’ll be poking guys’ eyes out in the second half!
I was sexting yesterday afternoon with the cute boy who wants me to DP him with his Daddy, and he told me he’s having trouble taking a dildo and his Daddy at the same time.
I told him that there’s a difference when it’s two fleshy rods versus one and a toy, but I know that’s not completely true. I’ve seen his Daddy’s dick, and he’s almost as big as I am. Definitely a challenge.
It’s got me thinking again about that realistic dildo I was planning on buying last month but got too distracted with real live men to follow through. Sounds like it’s time to reopen that shopping cart…
I think I’m going to head out toy shopping this afternoon and take my puppy with me. His expert advice could be really helpful in selecting the right things to stuff up my ass.
It must be a blue moon because I’m dying to get fucked!
I was talking with a well-hung friend of mine the other day who also occasionally has problems with asses being too tight, and it got me thinking, I’ve been hooking up with all these tops, out of practice bottoms and newbies.
What I really need is to go back to slutty bottoms! A nice loose hole sounds great right about now…
It’s been days since I shot my load. All my recent attempts have either resulted in missed opportunities or, in the case of masturbation, massive interruptions.
So tonight I will try again. For the first time, underwear night and Spandex Happy Hour coincide, and I’ve already got my outfit picked out.