Category Archives: Jockstraps & Underwear

Cazzo Films & Raging Stallion — dot cum

dot cum ... dot orgasm ... dot me f u

German purveyor of smut Cazzo Film has finally gotten a foothold in the U.S. market. Actually, they probably had one here already with over a decade of incredibly hot, hardcore titles. But now with the muscle of Raging Stallion behind it, Cazzo brings their rough fucking talents stateside in a bid that will surely get American cocks rising and horny fags flocking to Berlin (I bought my tickets already!). Stick it in your mouth, and you will agree: Schmeckt gut! < Get Dirty >

Badpuppy — Something Biggz This Way Cums

Bad puppy!  Very bad puppy!

Badpuppy is not my first choice for porn either. Don’t get me wrong, they’ve got great shit… if you’re into that sort of thing. But everyone knows, and I do mean EVERYONE, that I love a big cock and a pair of huge, swollen balls. You just don’t find that very often on a site like BP. Enter Davey Biggz. With a “Z.” I guess they call him that to try to convince us he’s young and hip. Well, I want none of it. Call him David Biggs, and I would buy it… giant pole, ballsack and sinker. Choke me, David Biggs, choke me. < Get Dirty >

Titan Men — The Initiation of Tyler Peter

Take that cock, Doogie!

When I first spun up Folsom Undercover on DVD, the oddities, like my dripping cock, quickly arose:

  • Do all men in suits wear leather harnesses underneath them?
  • Why do these studs LOOK like air-brushed caricatures of butch men, but don’t actually seem to BE butch?
  • Are those tattoos real?
  • Is that Neil Patrick Harris?!

And as I skipped back to the initiation scene (repeatedly), I came to realize that there’s just too much muscled veiny-ness, too much amazingly huge cock, too much straight-up hot fucking, overt voyeurism and fantasy satisfaction to overthink this one. …Or is that what I just did? < Get Dirty >

[Note to my Brother Pigs: Fisting and watersports available on director’s expanded edit of DVD and on Blu-ray.]

Club Inferno Dungeon — Communion Bonus Scene

Post-Thanksgiving turkey gets stuffed

Kent North steals another scene and easily takes the gold star for Hungriest Hole of the Month. His incredible bunghole stretches magnificently as he lowers himself onto the greasy, entwined fists of Josh Weston and Alex Collack. And with some kind of superhero resiliency, he snaps it back into a juicy, sweaty man purse deserving of a kiss. Seriously, this is the best post-fisting anal lip I’ve seen in a god’s age. < Get Dirty >

Men Over 30 — Poolhouse Roughhouse

The Missing Link Between Twinks and Bears!

I’m proud to be in the prime of life, somewhere over 30. My 20’s were fun… what I can remember of them… but being over 30 is like a masculine wet dream. In my experience, older men smell better, taste better and certainly fuck better. I’d take a self-confident older man any day of the week. In fact, I try to take a self-confident older man EVERY day of the week! < Get Dirty with Men Over 30 >

There’s a Cubby Hole on JakeCruise.com

Choke on this!

I freely admit that I am not a fan of Nick Donato’s current look. That man needs a beard, mustache or both. Otherwise, his hot, hairy body is simply being done a disservice. He’s got a good muscular build, sexy torso fur and a giant throbbing cock erupting from the elastic of his white briefs. Then you reach the face, and it’s all over. I am a firm believer that there are men whose upper lips require masculine adornment to support their rugged good looks. Nick, please do us all a favor and complete your ascension to Wolf God status with more facial hair! < Get Dirty >

UK Naked Men — Rugby Showers

Let's get soaking wet!

Looking back through the archives of UKNakedMen.com, it’s clear that they were one of my favorite sites of 2008. UKNM serves up British beef by the kilo, and it’s all fuckable, suckable, tasty shit. Plus, if you’re looking for uncut meat, you’ll hit the mother lode (and blow a mother load!). Even the polished types aren’t your typical cloned stuff, and the unpolished stones are a juicy lot to behold. More, please. < Get Dirty >