A handsome man I met at a cocktail party last night was telling me about how shy he is and about how people don’t approach him because they’re intimidated by his looks. To which I replied with a big smile, “everyone here is so friendly and nice. You should really introduce yourself!”
Then I promptly excused myself while trying my best not to roll my eyes completely into the back of my head…
As I was on my way to the grocery store this morning, I saw a couple of attractive men in suits getting into a nice car and had to wonder, were they going to church, or is that just what they told their wives?
Maybe they were heading to their secret downtown apartment where they’re going to share in their dirty gay suit fetish behind their wives backs…
So I was masturbating this morning to videos of muscle hunks masturbating when before I know it I’m masturbating to a muscular friend of mine.
I actually said out loud, “holy shit that’s [friend’s full name].” I’ve seen him fully nude at pool parties in the past, but I’ve never seen him taking care of business before.
Not gonna lie, he was HOT. So I shot my load to him and have a great story for the next pool party…
Want to know how much of an underwear fetish I have? I had tons of crazy sex last night and got off again this morning, but running across this video of a muscle Daddy finding and smelling his buddy’s sweaty jockstrap made me rock hard and leaking.