For some reason, it’s very rare that I get laid on my birthday. It probably has to do with the fact that I surround myself with friends and fun things to do all day, which is exactly the plan for my birthday today!
We are going to end up at Underwear Night at one of the seedier bars in town, though, so me jacking off this morning might not be the only load I shoot today…
I ended up not going to the bathhouse last night because I met a hairy hunk on Scruff instead. This big, muscular stud moaned like a girl when I pounded his hairy hole, and you know how that leaves me satisfied.
And let’s be honest, I really don’t need to fuck more than one guy a day right now…
It’s been a long time since I’ve been to the local bathhouse, but some friends have been telling me that the scene there has improved, especially on the weekends.
And if the guys are anything like Alexander Garrett and Ace Era, you won’t be able to drag me out of there…
Tonight should be a blast. I’m going to see a burlesque show featuring “ladyboys.”
If you know me, then you know that I like a little swish in my boys, sometimes even a full flame. So having a bunch of ladyboys strip for me will be an erotic treat I plan to full savor…
There was this hot, hairy, tattooed boy checking us in at the yoga studio yesterday, and I’m so horny I thought about his hairy chest during my entire practice. I even went up to him after class and when I told him how beautiful his fur was, he let me pet him. “Yeah, it’s everywhere,” he said.