Category Archives: Jockstraps & Underwear

Southern Strokes — Construction workers!

Straight men with Southern strokes

Southern Strokes makes another juicy swipe at my pants with Thursday’s update, Alabama construction worker Coy. It’s hard to go wrong with a hot, muscled construction worker!

He may have an oddly shaped head, but pull out your dick and focus below the neck, and I’m sure you’ll have no problem getting off. Look at that rippling straight man ass… now that’s a beautiful side-view!

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Male Perfection — Self-love

Love... exciting and new!

Yesterday I featured Mitch Bennett, a hairy, all-natural bodybuilder with a hot, butch attitude. So today, of course, I have been affronted by the opposite.

“Kyle Bill” from Male Perfection [site closed] is a great example of what I don’t like when it comes to guys and muscle. Puffed up like a pastry and manscaped to within an inch of a Mexican Hairless, this poor girl is trying to delude us with her glamour shots.

Sorry, Kyle Bill. I’m just not aroused by thinking about your so-called wife’s unpaid boob job.

Men At Play — Cuffed and stuffed

Pony rides - 50 cents

David Bathory is what I would call a “pony.” These are the tall and slender men out there with Antonio Banderas-style ponytails, a cocky attitude and just the right amount of muscle to get them into trouble.

My first boyfriend was a blonde pony… not to be messed with!

So it was nice to see Danny Starr in the role of the horny maintenance guy take control and ride this pony for all he was worth. Giddy-up, David Bathory. Giddy-up!

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High Octane — Moto Studs, Sc. 2

Love the concept: Hungarian motorcycle mechanic gets fucked by his older moto stud buddy in the garage. The problem is that it has trouble translating on film. Promotional stills definitely were unappealing.

Fortunately, Rod Strand & Fred Modod in action prove to be a nice turn-on package… just give it a few minutes to let the mechanic fantasy set in.

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