When I first spun up Folsom Undercover on DVD, the oddities, like my dripping cock, quickly arose:
Do all men in suits wear leather harnesses underneath them?
Why do these studs LOOK like air-brushed caricatures of butch men, but don’t actually seem to BE butch?
Are those tattoos real?
Is that Neil Patrick Harris?!
And as I skipped back to the initiation scene (repeatedly), I came to realize that there’s just too much muscled veiny-ness, too much amazingly huge cock, too much straight-up hot fucking, overt voyeurism and fantasy satisfaction to overthink this one. …Or is that what I just did? < Get Dirty >
[Note to my Brother Pigs: Fisting and watersports available on director’s expanded edit of DVD and on Blu-ray.]
Kent North steals another scene and easily takes the gold star for Hungriest Hole of the Month. His incredible bunghole stretches magnificently as he lowers himself onto the greasy, entwined fists of Josh Weston and Alex Collack. And with some kind of superhero resiliency, he snaps it back into a juicy, sweaty man purse deserving of a kiss. Seriously, this is the best post-fisting anal lip I’ve seen in a god’s age. < Get Dirty >
I’m proud to be in the prime of life, somewhere over 30. My 20’s were fun… what I can remember of them… but being over 30 is like a masculine wet dream. In my experience, older men smell better, taste better and certainly fuck better. I’d take a self-confident older man any day of the week. In fact, I try to take a self-confident older man EVERY day of the week! < Get Dirty with Men Over 30 >
I freely admit that I am not a fan of Nick Donato’s current look. That man needs a beard, mustache or both. Otherwise, his hot, hairy body is simply being done a disservice. He’s got a good muscular build, sexy torso fur and a giant throbbing cock erupting from the elastic of his white briefs. Then you reach the face, and it’s all over. I am a firm believer that there are men whose upper lips require masculine adornment to support their rugged good looks. Nick, please do us all a favor and complete your ascension to Wolf God status with more facial hair! < Get Dirty >
Looking back through the archives of UKNakedMen.com, it’s clear that they were one of my favorite sites of 2008. UKNM serves up British beef by the kilo, and it’s all fuckable, suckable, tasty shit. Plus, if you’re looking for uncut meat, you’ll hit the mother lode (and blow a mother load!). Even the polished types aren’t your typical cloned stuff, and the unpolished stones are a juicy lot to behold. More, please. < Get Dirty >
Hot House Backroom’s recent release of Masterpiece is worth a download, gentlemen. Scene 3 alone features hirsute, veiny studs Ross Hurston and Nick Moretti in a three-way jockstrap fuck swap that’ll get you off in seconds. Other scenes are equally loaded with major manly beefcake and equally as hot. Like Scene 1 with tattooed hot asses Alex Collack and Johnny Gunn, a clear runner-up for best download of the week. < Get Dirty >
Jake Cruise is a swell guy, talented at what he does and a pretty hot bear Daddy, if that’s your thing. And I certainly agree that his models are choice cuts when it comes to the meat rack of porn. There’s just something that happens on some of his shoots where the guys in the scene can’t help making faces at each other and the camera. And I don’t mean the “oh yeah, fuck me with your big cock” faces. I mean the “Rocky from Rocky Horror, blank stare intending to be sexy” faces. Intentional? A little comic relief while I get my rocks off? Unsure, but it clearly exists. And I did get my rocks off, thank you very much. < Get Dirty >
