Has anyone seen my bronze, bedazzled vibrator?
There it is!
Nothing says romance like pre-washing dildos in the kitchen sink while waiting for your butch construction worker to come home for a kitchen counter flip-fuck.
Awww. Cute.
Okay. I was following the story and suspending disbelief until Beau (ugh, that name) decided to grab his ankles on his back and do a full split spread while his nuts were getting sucked.
He’s perfectly dirty enough for DGB, but girl. Continuity!

Hot, slender ass pig (and fuzzy blonde!) Ian Jay takes another ride in the Sling of Dirty Gay Delights, this time with the help of sexy pig pal Jaxon.
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Normally smooth guys like this turn me off, but this scene featuring Braxton Bond getting stuffed six ways to Wednesday by Rafael Alencar is definitely an exception!

Dirty gay sex assistant Cole Streets helps piggy bottom Ian Jay swallow the 2-foot “Man Rammer” up his butt.
Where do I sign up for this ride!
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Trent Diesel is undeniably hot, but he would be so much hotter with a full beard!
Maybe next time I’ll Photoshop one on him before I blow my load…
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