Even though the uniforms didn’t exactly match up with a scene description about hard times in the brig, dominant top Marky Bruno and aggressive bottom Jeff Campbell almost had me along for the ride.
Unfortunately, it seems that the trend this summer among older gay men was the square-cut swimsuit, and I have a hard time imagining straight Navy men with tan lines like this…
Although Spencer Reed is physically bigger, it’s Samuel Colt who’s the brighter porn star in this scene from Uniform Men. He sucks a mean dick and generally steals the scene like the dirty gay pig he is. Nice!
Although we love Wilfried Knight, Kennedy Carter and military gay sex fantasies, the combination just doesn’t work. It’s too fake and ultimately just falls flat.