I’m generally not a fan of holiday-themed porn, but I have to admit that I got into this scene featuring Jordan Levine as a drunken Santa stuffing the stocking of slender young horndog Brett Swanson.
Jake Peters may be expressionless, and C.K. Steel doesn’t seem to know how to suck a dick, but neither have dissuaded me from wanting to fuck a swishy young cumslut today.
What can I say? The holidays bring out my sweet tooth…
This scene between Drew Sebastian and Dylan Strokes is exactly the kind of ridiculous porn chatter that makes me hard. Appropriate set and outfits, not overly serious script and tons of moaning, groaning and dirty talk…
With my birthday fast approaching, it’s time to start looking for my birthday bottom. And while Harley Cox is obviously out, a beefy, burly pig like George Glass would definitely be near the top of my list…