It’s that time of the year, when the holidays inspire adult studios to produce themed movies with ridiculous parody titles and setups. It’s nearly always a turn-off for me. I just don’t like corny porn.
Featuring Andres Moreno and Kurtis Wolfe, The Twilight Hole isn’t the worst offender I’ve seen, but it’s getting there. Why ruin a perfectly good straight guy tearoom sex scene with a thin black and white veil of foolishness…
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Men At Play gets it right with this pairing between Jake Genesis and David Dirdam, although this is one of those times when a flip might have been in order…
I’m still waiting for my chance to stretch the hole of muscle hunk Fernando Torres, but the double thumb spread he pulls on Johnny Venture is pretty inspiring…
The underwear may be wrong, but Tomas Brand is soooo right. What I wouldn’t give to run across a gorgeous, muscular stud like him taking his 15-minute break in the local tearoom!
Steve reminds me of all the closet cases I’ve hooked up with in cruisy parks, public bathrooms, gym saunas and secluded truck stops over the years. A dick hanging out of your boxer leg (or ripped jeans, or swimsuit, or gym shorts, or towel) always makes me hard.
Sometimes you just want it extra dirty…
