Last day of my gay getaway, and it’s shaping up to be a dirty one. Hooray!
Not only am I going to the gay beach with a gay couple after brunch at a gay restaurant. Later this afternoon I’m also going to a gay pool party, then T-Dance at the big gay resort. Gay gay gay gay gay!!
Although yesterday may have been a swing and a miss, I’m fully confident that today I’ll get laid. I’ve been chatting with some hot muscle guys on Scruff, including this incredibly sexy, mature, ripped, Spanish muscle bottom who’s in town on business and totally into Daddy.
The big gay cocktail party last night was so much fun that I couldn’t tear myself away from it. In fact, I snuck a half a Vicodin a couple of hours in so I could drink longer than usual. Unfortunately, I forgot to bring my hangover prevention pills with me, so today I’ve got a real banger. And the Hangover Hornies!
Still not sure what’s going on with my sex drive, but I won’t look too far into the horse’s mouth. Suffice it to say that even after banging the shit out of this incredibly hot Latino muscle guy last night and beating off this morning, I’m still wound up and ready to go!
OMG. There was an adorable little guy serving us at the restaurant last night. We all agreed he would be super-fun to toss around! But none of us got his number. What’s wrong with us??
Still, it’s given me a hankering for short men again. Like it ever left!