Okay. So I didn’t hook up with anyone last night, despite the fact that there was a whole lot of heavy petting and making out at the bar. (My leg hair was matted down with pre-cum when I got home!)
But this morning at a beard-themed fundraising run, I met a hot, sweaty little muscle cub who gave me his number. So it’s shaping up to be a Sunday Funday after all!
What happened?? OMG, I was so totally buried at work today that I didn’t have time to sneak off for a dirty lunch break or even make plans for tonight.
Something better happen soon because I’m ready to explode. I’m supposed to get with my bearfriend later this week, but I don’t think I can wait that long. #blueballs
I had a blast with my buddy at the Epcot Food and Wine Festival last night. We drank our way around the world, checking out all the hot guys and stuffing ourselves with tasty bites. It was total sensory overload!
And it’s as close as I like getting to combining food and sex…