So the fatigue I was feeling yesterday? Turns out I was coming down with the flu. It hit hard at first, like an all-over body cramp with chills and fever, and now I just feel sore and exhausted. So I’m staying home today with a hot toddy and a bunch of porn.
With my glands this swollen, ain’t no dick going down my throat…
It’s my birthday! I’ve had a couple of great dinners and little celebrations already, but I want more. Unfortunately, everyone I want to spend time with today is out of town or working, so maybe I’ll hire an escort. No muss, no fuss.