When I first spun up Folsom Undercover on DVD, the oddities, like my dripping cock, quickly arose:
Do all men in suits wear leather harnesses underneath them?
Why do these studs LOOK like air-brushed caricatures of butch men, but don’t actually seem to BE butch?
Are those tattoos real?
Is that Neil Patrick Harris?!
And as I skipped back to the initiation scene (repeatedly), I came to realize that there’s just too much muscled veiny-ness, too much amazingly huge cock, too much straight-up hot fucking, overt voyeurism and fantasy satisfaction to overthink this one. …Or is that what I just did? < Get Dirty >
[Note to my Brother Pigs: Fisting and watersports available on director’s expanded edit of DVD and on Blu-ray.]
I don’t care what people say. Egomaniac Cody Cummings deserves his ego. He’s got a ruggedly handsome face, a killer body and a giant cock. So what if he won’t fuck guys and refuses to let anyone near his asshole. Cody getting a gay blow or even just beating his monster meat is enough to get me leaking. And if you get off on straight guys in (gay/bi/straight) action, he’s definitely worth your nickel. Stroke on, Cody. I’ll be right there alongside you. < Get Dirty >
Now THIS is good smut. I get tired of all the squeaky-clean twinks clogging my Internet pornwaves sometimes, and when I do, I need a big dose of hairy, sloppy cumhole to make it right again. RealBareback gives it to me with real, hunky boyfriends and other masculine guys fucking juicy holes until they’re sweaty and exhausted, as nature intended. Fear not, twink lovers… they’ve got plenty of pussy boys, too. < Get Dirty >
I freely admit that I am not a fan of Nick Donato’s current look. That man needs a beard, mustache or both. Otherwise, his hot, hairy body is simply being done a disservice. He’s got a good muscular build, sexy torso fur and a giant throbbing cock erupting from the elastic of his white briefs. Then you reach the face, and it’s all over. I am a firm believer that there are men whose upper lips require masculine adornment to support their rugged good looks. Nick, please do us all a favor and complete your ascension to Wolf God status with more facial hair! < Get Dirty >
Perhaps you’ve seen him in one of the 30+ adult films he’s made, or maybe you just caught him on MenAtPlay.com once. Either way, this swarthy, 6′ 3″ Hungarian is bound to make you bend over when you watch him get into the wrestling ring. His That-Feels-Good faces may be predictable, but he’s hardly a turn-off. Listen to the power in his voice as he dominates Renato and you’ll know one of the reasons he won “Best Top” in the 2008 European Gay Porn Awards.
I know that Roman Ragazzi is overplayed, but there’s a good reason for that. Hung, hairy and oozing sex appeal (and various fluids), this furry fuckpile is a hot mess that I just want to lap up. Last week, he made another appearance on HairyBoyz.com, packaged in leather and stuffed with uncut cock. If his scene partner had also been hairy, surely there would have been a static electricity fire. But I’ll let it slide this time. His bareness gives a nice visual relief to the REAL star and makes it easier for me to block him out and substitute myself in the scene! < Get Dirty >
I eagerly awaited the release of CocksureMen.com. Major Daddy Jake Cruise has had this one in the queue for quite some time, and the previews have been spectacular. Although the site may extend uses of many of Jake’s regular models, the similarities end there. These hung mo’ fo’s become the stars in more adventurous shoots, featuring better production values and a higher level of piggy action. And if having a big, hairy Daddy in the scene turned you off in the past, note that Jake won’t be appearing alongside the cocksure men. You’ll have to visit the JakeCruise original site for that. < Get Dirty and Cocksure! >
