Category Archives: Muscles

Mark Wolff — The #GiganticCock of Ted Colunga

Tube steak, anyone?

Some cocks are unmistakable, and on a recent visit to MarkWolff.com, I couldn’t miss THIS giant, uncut, hairy pipe. I’m a longtime fan of beefy fur pile Ted Colunga. He has a hefty handful of movies under his belt, and obviously more heft under his belt than your average Joe. We’re talking so much amazingly thick cock that some of his photos have been accused of being air-brushed. I’m here to tell you, guys, it’s all real. All you have to do is watch this majorly horse-hung stud in action and you’ll have your proof. < Get Dirty >

 

Jock Butt — Big Roger Oils Up

I'd like my assburger rare, with a side of cream

I loves me some big muscle ass, and if you shove it in a jockstrap, I’m through. Where better to go, then, for huge muscle ass served up on a tight, oily platter than JockButt.com. These guys are big, big, BIG, and they’ve got some of the most amazing glutes you’ve ever seen, in or out of the gym. I think I might catch an airbrush here or there, but it’s still every one of my dirty bodybuilder / veiny masculine cravings cum true. Hey, JockButt, I’d like to put in a personal request to borrow the jockstraps at the end of each shoot. I promise to have them back to you as soon as I’ve finished… using them. < Get Dirty >

STR8 Cam — Getting me off since 2002

I'd love to be underneath THAT

I’ve been watching Jeff on STR8Cam for years. He had the idea to get off on his webcam, just to be an exhibitionist and make money while he’s doing it, long before all those big names tried to do it and did it poorly. In fact, STR8Cam is one of the only webcam sites I still visit, and there are good reasons why Jeff’s been around for so long. One is that he’s polite. Another is that he’s a hot fucking stud with an incredible physique and a horny, sexy, kid-in-a-candy-store charm.

Ever since that amazing cumshot (included above), I’ve checked in on Jeff from time to time. With his huge catalog of content, you too can watch his body transform over the years both in size and hairiness, or interact with him live and watch him take direction during one of his alluring webcam shows. You won’t be disappointed. < Get Dirty >

Cazzo Films & Raging Stallion — dot cum

dot cum ... dot orgasm ... dot me f u

German purveyor of smut Cazzo Film has finally gotten a foothold in the U.S. market. Actually, they probably had one here already with over a decade of incredibly hot, hardcore titles. But now with the muscle of Raging Stallion behind it, Cazzo brings their rough fucking talents stateside in a bid that will surely get American cocks rising and horny fags flocking to Berlin (I bought my tickets already!). Stick it in your mouth, and you will agree: Schmeckt gut! < Get Dirty >

Alpha Male Fuckers — Clocking in Late

Digging for buried treasure with the guys

If I was on a work detail with Carlo Cox, I don’t think I’d ever show up late… Unless, of course, it meant that I was going to get worked over by him and two other piggy muscle studs in a giant outdoor fuckfest. I take my work very seriously, and I aim to please! So what if I showed up a few minutes past the whistle. After all, I had to shave my hole, just in case.
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Randy Blue — Not Your Daddy’s Locker Room



A site I typically pass on, major player RandyBlue, finally put something together that would get my substantial, discriminating rocks off. Locker room scenes always remind me of the dirty action that takes place between horny men in saunas and steam rooms around the world. The smell of ripe jockstraps, dark shower stalls and sweaty dry heat always gets me hard quickly. Leo Giamani is naturally my top pick for stud of the scene. And the rest of the cast certainly convinced me that they were truly enjoying their randy man play. If only there had been a couple of non-Pretty Boys in the mix, I would have been completely satisfied. One boner up! < Get Dirty >

Titan Men — The Initiation of Tyler Peter

Take that cock, Doogie!

When I first spun up Folsom Undercover on DVD, the oddities, like my dripping cock, quickly arose:

  • Do all men in suits wear leather harnesses underneath them?
  • Why do these studs LOOK like air-brushed caricatures of butch men, but don’t actually seem to BE butch?
  • Are those tattoos real?
  • Is that Neil Patrick Harris?!

And as I skipped back to the initiation scene (repeatedly), I came to realize that there’s just too much muscled veiny-ness, too much amazingly huge cock, too much straight-up hot fucking, overt voyeurism and fantasy satisfaction to overthink this one. …Or is that what I just did? < Get Dirty >

[Note to my Brother Pigs: Fisting and watersports available on director’s expanded edit of DVD and on Blu-ray.]