If I was on a work detail with Carlo Cox, I don’t think I’d ever show up late… Unless, of course, it meant that I was going to get worked over by him and two other piggy muscle studs in a giant outdoor fuckfest. I take my work very seriously, and I aim to please! So what if I showed up a few minutes past the whistle. After all, I had to shave my hole, just in case.
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Category Archives: Muscles
Randy Blue — Not Your Daddy’s Locker Room
A site I typically pass on, major player RandyBlue, finally put something together that would get my substantial, discriminating rocks off. Locker room scenes always remind me of the dirty action that takes place between horny men in saunas and steam rooms around the world. The smell of ripe jockstraps, dark shower stalls and sweaty dry heat always gets me hard quickly. Leo Giamani is naturally my top pick for stud of the scene. And the rest of the cast certainly convinced me that they were truly enjoying their randy man play. If only there had been a couple of non-Pretty Boys in the mix, I would have been completely satisfied. One boner up! < Get Dirty >
Titan Men — The Initiation of Tyler Peter
When I first spun up Folsom Undercover on DVD, the oddities, like my dripping cock, quickly arose:
- Do all men in suits wear leather harnesses underneath them?
- Why do these studs LOOK like air-brushed caricatures of butch men, but don’t actually seem to BE butch?
- Are those tattoos real?
- Is that Neil Patrick Harris?!
And as I skipped back to the initiation scene (repeatedly), I came to realize that there’s just too much muscled veiny-ness, too much amazingly huge cock, too much straight-up hot fucking, overt voyeurism and fantasy satisfaction to overthink this one. …Or is that what I just did? < Get Dirty >
[Note to my Brother Pigs: Fisting and watersports available on director’s expanded edit of DVD and on Blu-ray.]Cody Cummings — Cody’s Cummings
I don’t care what people say. Egomaniac Cody Cummings deserves his ego. He’s got a ruggedly handsome face, a killer body and a giant cock. So what if he won’t fuck guys and refuses to let anyone near his asshole. Cody getting a gay blow or even just beating his monster meat is enough to get me leaking. And if you get off on straight guys in (gay/bi/straight) action, he’s definitely worth your nickel. Stroke on, Cody. I’ll be right there alongside you. < Get Dirty >
Real Bareback — Wrasslin’ Bears
Now THIS is good smut. I get tired of all the squeaky-clean twinks clogging my Internet pornwaves sometimes, and when I do, I need a big dose of hairy, sloppy cumhole to make it right again. RealBareback gives it to me with real, hunky boyfriends and other masculine guys fucking juicy holes until they’re sweaty and exhausted, as nature intended. Fear not, twink lovers… they’ve got plenty of pussy boys, too. < Get Dirty >
There’s a Cubby Hole on JakeCruise.com
I freely admit that I am not a fan of Nick Donato’s current look. That man needs a beard, mustache or both. Otherwise, his hot, hairy body is simply being done a disservice. He’s got a good muscular build, sexy torso fur and a giant throbbing cock erupting from the elastic of his white briefs. Then you reach the face, and it’s all over. I am a firm believer that there are men whose upper lips require masculine adornment to support their rugged good looks. Nick, please do us all a favor and complete your ascension to Wolf God status with more facial hair! < Get Dirty >
Wrestle Hard — Julian Vincenzo v Renato Belaggio
Perhaps you’ve seen him in one of the 30+ adult films he’s made, or maybe you just caught him on MenAtPlay.com once. Either way, this swarthy, 6′ 3″ Hungarian is bound to make you bend over when you watch him get into the wrestling ring. His That-Feels-Good faces may be predictable, but he’s hardly a turn-off. Listen to the power in his voice as he dominates Renato and you’ll know one of the reasons he won “Best Top” in the 2008 European Gay Porn Awards.