Category Archives: Tan Lines

Why does a Speedo tan line make me so hard?

Horny Irishman with a tight body picks up a Spanish muscle hunk in a Barcelona public park.

Despite the fact that Diesel O’Green and Julio Rey have little body hair between them and the distinct possibility that Rey is stoned out of his gourd, this is still one hot little hole pounding.

Which has a lot to do with the hot little hole being pounded and my dirty gay Speedo tan line fetish…

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Back when porn celebrated the masculine ideal, we had Steve Kelso

Porn icon and legend Steve Kelso is known for being the embodiment of natural masculinity and rugged eroticism.

Whatever happened to Steve Kelso?

I don’t know whether he still manages that gay bar in New Jersey, but I do know that he’s responsible for thousands of my orgasms and probably most of my fetishes related to masculine men, underwear, Speedos, uniforms and even tan lines…

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Damn the bareback torpedos… full speed ahead!

Older blonde military officers relieve each other's horniness barebacking in the brig.

Even though the uniforms didn’t exactly match up with a scene description about hard times in the brig, dominant top Marky Bruno and aggressive bottom Jeff Campbell almost had me along for the ride.

Unfortunately, it seems that the trend this summer among older gay men was the square-cut swimsuit, and I have a hard time imagining straight Navy men with tan lines like this…

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Did he just put that entire traffic cone up his ass?

Burly construction worker help a young motorcyclist shove a traffic cone up his ass.

Here’s a blast from the past… 1987, to be exact. I ran across this classic traffic-cone-up-the-ass video this morning and had to share it with our dirty gay readers.

Wonderbottom Bryce Colby is impressive to watch, but it’s the tan-lined muscle ass on Trent Reed that really pops my wood.

Nice cumface!

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