If you don’t want to be ass-raped in jail, then you shouldn’t have been speeding in the first place! And if you do want to be turned into someone’s bitch one last time in 2008, stay off the roads and answer dirty gay personal ads all night, or cam chat with a lonely, horny, real prison guard.
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Berlin Male — Large, Uncut Yule Logs
Merry Christmas, guys! To those of you who celebrate it, I hope you’re enjoying a sleighful of cheer and a sackful of goodies today. To those who don’t, I hope you at least get to celebrate a day off and a big slurpy cupful of someone else’s nog. Either way, let’s take a page from Berlin-Male’s book:
Pull off the stockings and haul out your yule log with Peto and Rubskin, two hot and horny Germans who know how to spike the wassail. You can almost feel the magic of Christmas in the twinkle of Rubskin’s eye. Cum down my chimney, Santa! < Get Dirty >
Stallion Men — BIG beef from around the globe
StallionMen, huh? Sounds an awful lot like a certain house of raging horses might have been an influence in the name choice. But who am I to complain when this stable also is loaded with built, cocky guys who make me hard. More of an international group, more of a str8 flavor.
When it comes to muscle worship, as long as he’s big and domineering enough, I’ll gladly bend over and be his footstool, urinal or whatever. For example, Panther Rain is almost too friendly in the face, but his amazing physique and monster tool cum into play. I think I’ll reserve my final judgment until after the taste test.
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UK Naked Men — How Does Your Garden GROW!
Last week, UKNakedMen brought Vladi back to their garden, and it’s easy to see why he’s a UKNM favorite. A fit, furry man with a mischievous grin as he pulls out and strokes his thick, uncut 10″ meat… what’s not to like. < Get Dirty >
Collin O’Neal — International Action
Collin O’Neal himself gives me a big boner. Always has. And fortunately for all of us, CollinONeal.com is equally boner-making. Some porn just sticks one hot guy with whomever else they have in their rack, but CollinONeal.com has consistently added hot upon hot, like a delicious, deep-dish meat pie. His locations are unusual and the men definitely look and sound like they want to be there. There’s no holding back the pelvic ass-slap in these hot beef injections. < Get Dirty >
Big Cock Desires — Arpad Miklos
I have to say that the only thing “amateur” about BigCockDesires.com is the photography. They certainly couldn’t be talking about Arpad Miklos, the uncut, hairy Hungarian top who makes my mouth water whenever I see him. He’s far from amateur in most people’s books.
Seriously, these photos of Miklos are overexposed and out of focus… and is that a NYC skyline poster they’re using as a backdrop? I just don’t see the comedy in it, when all I want to see is Miklos’ meat and the rest of the big cock my ass desires. Still, I’ll admit there’s a sort of worn, dirty magazine quality to the pics (and models) on BCD. And with no men under 8 inches, there’s definitely something there to keep my hands busy. < Get Dirty >
Alpha Male Fuckers — Clocking in Late
If I was on a work detail with Carlo Cox, I don’t think I’d ever show up late… Unless, of course, it meant that I was going to get worked over by him and two other piggy muscle studs in a giant outdoor fuckfest. I take my work very seriously, and I aim to please! So what if I showed up a few minutes past the whistle. After all, I had to shave my hole, just in case.
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