Category Archives: Uncut

Men At Play — Cuffed and stuffed

Pony rides - 50 cents

David Bathory is what I would call a “pony.” These are the tall and slender men out there with Antonio Banderas-style ponytails, a cocky attitude and just the right amount of muscle to get them into trouble.

My first boyfriend was a blonde pony… not to be messed with!

So it was nice to see Danny Starr in the role of the horny maintenance guy take control and ride this pony for all he was worth. Giddy-up, David Bathory. Giddy-up!

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Dirty Tony — Damon



Last week on DirtyTony.com we were introduced to a scruffy little fuck name Damon. To me he looked kind of strung out, and since heroin chic is so passe, I nearly thumbed to the next sticky web page.

Then I noticed Damon’s giant pendulous balls. Swinging back and forth between his legs as he whacked, these potatoes were an incredible side dish to his uncut meat. It’s like the whole package was just dragging his groin to the tile floor.

I’m convinced Damon will be one of those dirty old men you find swinging it in the shower at the gym. Howdy, son. Wanna take a ride!

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UK Naked Men — My Hot Flatmate

Pedro Andreas has been making the rounds lately, and I’m definitely not complaining. Although his acting leaves something to be desired, the same can’t be said about his fucking sex appeal. Or is that “fucking” AND “sex appeal.”

If I was Stefan Colby, I’d be rummaging through the laundry to sniff Andreas’ dirty jockstraps, too. I’ve done it before!

These are two horny flatmates who sure like to Get Dirty.