Archive for September, 2018

Cazzo Films & Raging Stallion — dot cum

Sunday, September 23rd, 2018

dot cum ... dot orgasm ... dot me f u

German purveyor of smut Cazzo Film has finally gotten a foothold in the U.S. market. Actually, they probably had one here already with over a decade of incredibly hot, hardcore titles. But now with the muscle of Raging Stallion behind it, Cazzo brings their rough fucking talents stateside in a bid that will surely get American cocks rising and horny fags flocking to Berlin (I bought my tickets already!). Stick it in your mouth, and you will agree: Schmeckt gut! < Get Dirty >

Alpha Male Fuckers — Clocking in Late

Saturday, September 22nd, 2018

Digging for buried treasure with the guys

If I was on a work detail with Carlo Cox, I don’t think I’d ever show up late… Unless, of course, it meant that I was going to get worked over by him and two other piggy muscle studs in a giant outdoor fuckfest. I take my work very seriously, and I aim to please! So what if I showed up a few minutes past the whistle. After all, I had to shave my hole, just in case.
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Badpuppy — Something Biggz This Way Cums

Friday, September 21st, 2018

Bad puppy!  Very bad puppy!

Badpuppy is not my first choice for porn either. Don’t get me wrong, they’ve got great shit… if you’re into that sort of thing. But everyone knows, and I do mean EVERYONE, that I love a big cock and a pair of huge, swollen balls. You just don’t find that very often on a site like BP. Enter Davey Biggz. With a “Z.” I guess they call him that to try to convince us he’s young and hip. Well, I want none of it. Call him David Biggs, and I would buy it… giant pole, ballsack and sinker. Choke me, David Biggs, choke me. < Get Dirty >

Randy Blue — Not Your Daddy’s Locker Room

Thursday, September 20th, 2018

A site I typically pass on, major player RandyBlue, finally put something together that would get my substantial, discriminating rocks off. Locker room scenes always remind me of the dirty action that takes place between horny men in saunas and steam rooms around the world. The smell of ripe jockstraps, dark shower stalls and sweaty dry heat always gets me hard quickly. Leo Giamani is naturally my top pick for stud of the scene. And the rest of the cast certainly convinced me that they were truly enjoying their randy man play. If only there had been a couple of non-Pretty Boys in the mix, I would have been completely satisfied. One boner up! < Get Dirty >

Titan Men — The Initiation of Tyler Peter

Wednesday, September 19th, 2018

Take that cock, Doogie!

When I first spun up Folsom Undercover on DVD, the oddities, like my dripping cock, quickly arose:

  • Do all men in suits wear leather harnesses underneath them?
  • Why do these studs LOOK like air-brushed caricatures of butch men, but don’t actually seem to BE butch?
  • Are those tattoos real?
  • Is that Neil Patrick Harris?!

And as I skipped back to the initiation scene (repeatedly), I came to realize that there’s just too much muscled veiny-ness, too much amazingly huge cock, too much straight-up hot fucking, overt voyeurism and fantasy satisfaction to overthink this one. …Or is that what I just did? < Get Dirty >

[Note to my Brother Pigs: Fisting and watersports available on director’s expanded edit of DVD and on Blu-ray.]

Club Inferno Dungeon — Communion Bonus Scene

Tuesday, September 18th, 2018

Post-Thanksgiving turkey gets stuffed

Kent North steals another scene and easily takes the gold star for Hungriest Hole of the Month. His incredible bunghole stretches magnificently as he lowers himself onto the greasy, entwined fists of Josh Weston and Alex Collack. And with some kind of superhero resiliency, he snaps it back into a juicy, sweaty man purse deserving of a kiss. Seriously, this is the best post-fisting anal lip I’ve seen in a god’s age. < Get Dirty >

Men Over 30 — Poolhouse Roughhouse

Sunday, September 16th, 2018

The Missing Link Between Twinks and Bears!

I’m proud to be in the prime of life, somewhere over 30. My 20’s were fun… what I can remember of them… but being over 30 is like a masculine wet dream. In my experience, older men smell better, taste better and certainly fuck better. I’d take a self-confident older man any day of the week. In fact, I try to take a self-confident older man EVERY day of the week! < Get Dirty with Men Over 30 >