Santa’s hairy elves in a faggoty fourgy

Not long ago I threw a holiday party with Sleazy Santas, Evil Elves and Raunchy Reindeer that was a huge success… although I’ll admit our party didn’t get as dirty as this one.

Here’s Part One, but first mute your volume if you hate cheesy, sped-up electronic keyboard Christmas music:

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Classic Peter Berlin, beating off in a lake

Gay porn star Peter Berlin masturbating nude in thigh-high water and a trucker hat.

I’m not sure why this Vintage Gay Loop turns me on so much, since it’s not typical of the stuff that puts wood in my chipper.

Hmmm. Porn and culture icon Peter Berlin is in it (and shot it?), for one. And there’s something about a guy in a lake wearing nothing but a trucker hat and beating off that definitely shouts “dirty!”

Or maybe there’s just nothing like watching a guy outdoors, in the open, wanking it for all to see…

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