Vic Kovac is obviously not my type, but as a well-endowed man myself, I appreciate anyone who relishes in devouring a massive pole with his throat and hole. Tim Kruger sure knows how to pick ’em!
Rhyming smut… you’re welcome.
Vic Kovac is obviously not my type, but as a well-endowed man myself, I appreciate anyone who relishes in devouring a massive pole with his throat and hole. Tim Kruger sure knows how to pick ’em!
Rhyming smut… you’re welcome.

Here’s a blast from the past… 1987, to be exact. I ran across this classic traffic-cone-up-the-ass video this morning and had to share it with our dirty gay readers.
Wonderbottom Bryce Colby is impressive to watch, but it’s the tan-lined muscle ass on Trent Reed that really pops my wood.
Nice cumface!
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Let’s face it. If this is how loan negotiations went in the real world, I would have enjoyed getting screwed on my last mortgage. Especially if a hunky blonde like Landon Conrad had been my loan officer.
What is it with hunky blondes lately that are making me so goddamn hard?!

Although Champ’s bottoming is impressive, it’s not the fisting itself in this scene that turns me on.
It’s Big Mike with his hot, furry body, thick mustache and dark, swarthy good looks that makes my dick stand at attention. And those thick, hairy legs in tight boxer briefs? By the time his cock was out, I’d already cum twice!
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You know there are some dirty doctors out there who fantasize about a scene like this every time they check for a hernia or give a prostate exam.
And if my doctor looked like Morgan Black, I’d let him.

Although I’m loathe to visit any adult site with the word “boy” in its title, my underwear and fuzzy olive skin fetishes made it impossible for me to turn away from compact muscle powerhouse Eddie Cambio.
All over excellent body with great pecs and ass. Ignore the acting and he’s totally doable.
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It’s safe to say that most of the guys on Maskurbate really are not my type, but every now and then they get a hairy guy with an excellent cock like Bradley, who I’d love to gag on…
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