I’m sorry, but shaving off your crotch hair and wearing your hat backwards doesn’t make you look younger, it just makes you look sad.
And it distracts from what is some pretty dirty cocksucking by a professional piggy Daddy…
I’m sorry, but shaving off your crotch hair and wearing your hat backwards doesn’t make you look younger, it just makes you look sad.
And it distracts from what is some pretty dirty cocksucking by a professional piggy Daddy…

This three-way between CJ Parker, Joe Parker and Dean Monroe didn’t exactly read as passionate, but the chemistry came together at the end.
They’re all just so freakin’ hot and dirty, like a threesome you might have after a good, long party night…
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I’m not sure what’s happened to Phillip Aubrey. He looks different to me in the face somehow, like girlfriend needs a rest… and maybe a steroid cycle. A full beard would help, but since HD can be so unforgiving, let’s keep him face down and ass up for now. At least that side of him is still utterly fuckable.
No complaints about Jessy Ares. Hairy muscle pigs are never a problem for me.

Although Damien Stone reminds me of this hot hairy guy who I crushed out on in college, today I’d be much more into fucking Derek Parker and his tight, muscular ass…
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A little young for me, but furry guys like Josh Long still grab my attention.
And in a jockstrap like this?
You might as well insert your cock directly in my mouth, Josh. You know, before you shower.

Wow. Dale Cooper.
Not only is hot in a vaguely Jake Gyllenhaal kind of way:
But with that mustache, light fur, muscle, ink and face, Dale Cooper is hot in his own kind of way. Can’t wait to see him do some fucking!
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Blonde, blue-eyed Brent reminds me of a straight guy who used to live down the street from me. He had no idea that I used to watch him come home from work all scruffy and scraggly, crack a beer and sit down to beat off in his living room. He did it every day and never saw me.
Or did he?