It’s my birthday, and this time every year I think about how I became the dirty gay man I am today. As I picture all my favorite dirty people and things, my love of jockstraps and men’s underwear stands out far above the rest.
I’ve decided that the root of jockstraps giving me an enormous, juicing boner is the classic Bike #10 strap. It’s the strap you could smell through an athlete’s uniform, or that I saw poking out above Coach’s waistband while he watched us shower after class.
All grown up, it’s the jock I stole from the locker room sauna, one or two carelessly left behind on the hot wood to dry, unknowingly fueling a hormone and adrenaline surge in me. I would rush to stuff it into my gym bag so I could beat off to it later in secret, only to steal another a few weeks later, and another, and another.
Holy shit! It’s time to restock! < Get Dirty >
Category Archives: Jockstraps & Underwear
Rear Stable — Hunter Hunted, Scene 2
Sweaty, hairy men fucking like animals. Now that’s what I call entertainment. I could watch this shit all day, especially when I’ve got big, loud-mouthed fucker Peter Axel flip-fucking with dirty horndog Trey Casteel (who seems to be making the rounds). Spit, punches, slaps, and brutal fucking… Praise be to RearStable, for getting hot man-fucking right. < Get Dirty >
You Love Jack — And Jack Loves You Back
I like my bodybuilders veiny, hung and full of cum. And although YouLoveJack tends to use more of the younger, smoother, smaller guys out there, they scored big with the addition of Oscar Mann. At 22 years old, this monster piece of meat has cum a long way, and he totally gets my piggy vote for lapping up that cum like a good little boy. Of course, that’s not unusual on YLJ, where making homemade porn has never looked like more fun! < Get Dirty >
Big Cock Desires — Arpad Miklos
I have to say that the only thing “amateur” about BigCockDesires.com is the photography. They certainly couldn’t be talking about Arpad Miklos, the uncut, hairy Hungarian top who makes my mouth water whenever I see him. He’s far from amateur in most people’s books.
Seriously, these photos of Miklos are overexposed and out of focus… and is that a NYC skyline poster they’re using as a backdrop? I just don’t see the comedy in it, when all I want to see is Miklos’ meat and the rest of the big cock my ass desires. Still, I’ll admit there’s a sort of worn, dirty magazine quality to the pics (and models) on BCD. And with no men under 8 inches, there’s definitely something there to keep my hands busy. < Get Dirty >
Mark Wolff — The #GiganticCock of Ted Colunga
Some cocks are unmistakable, and on a recent visit to MarkWolff.com, I couldn’t miss THIS giant, uncut, hairy pipe. I’m a longtime fan of beefy fur pile Ted Colunga. He has a hefty handful of movies under his belt, and obviously more heft under his belt than your average Joe. We’re talking so much amazingly thick cock that some of his photos have been accused of being air-brushed. I’m here to tell you, guys, it’s all real. All you have to do is watch this majorly horse-hung stud in action and you’ll have your proof. < Get Dirty >
Jock Butt — Big Roger Oils Up
I loves me some big muscle ass, and if you shove it in a jockstrap, I’m through. Where better to go, then, for huge muscle ass served up on a tight, oily platter than JockButt.com. These guys are big, big, BIG, and they’ve got some of the most amazing glutes you’ve ever seen, in or out of the gym. I think I might catch an airbrush here or there, but it’s still every one of my dirty bodybuilder / veiny masculine cravings cum true. Hey, JockButt, I’d like to put in a personal request to borrow the jockstraps at the end of each shoot. I promise to have them back to you as soon as I’ve finished… using them. < Get Dirty >
STR8 Cam — Getting me off since 2002
I’ve been watching Jeff on STR8Cam for years. He had the idea to get off on his webcam, just to be an exhibitionist and make money while he’s doing it, long before all those big names tried to do it and did it poorly. In fact, STR8Cam is one of the only webcam sites I still visit, and there are good reasons why Jeff’s been around for so long. One is that he’s polite. Another is that he’s a hot fucking stud with an incredible physique and a horny, sexy, kid-in-a-candy-store charm.
Ever since that amazing cumshot (included above), I’ve checked in on Jeff from time to time. With his huge catalog of content, you too can watch his body transform over the years both in size and hairiness, or interact with him live and watch him take direction during one of his alluring webcam shows. You won’t be disappointed. < Get Dirty >