So I was able to fit into an old sailor costume last night, meaning I went out to the big bar with the big costume contest, and although I didn’t enter, I had a blast sailing the Seven Seas.
And I woke up with a vicious hangover.
Luckily for me, I met a sexy newsie at the club who stayed in touch, despite his equally horrific hangover. I took him to lunch at a local gastropub then brought him home to fuck the hell out of him. Roll of the dice, I know. But since we had only recently eaten, his ass was still perfectly clean, just as he had planned.
Since I didn’t take the time to come up with a costume for tonight, it looks like I’ll be going out in my socks and underwear. Add a ball, and it’s a sexy soccer player.
What an afternoon! I thought I was going to be stuck working at home all day, when one of my furry friends stopped by to say hi. I was so horny that I literally fucked him across the room. Then I treated him to lunch.
I’ll admit that occasionally I run across porn with smooth-ish guys in it that turns me on. But flip Killian James on his back and it’s just a sad sight.
Boss.II – The Informant
Featuring Josh Jackman and Adam Nivad
How could I have missed Josh Jackman and his hot little otter body until now. It only gets better when the payment he wants for the information he’s selling is for the buyer to fuck him.
Wouldn’t it be so much easier if we could pay for everything with dick…
It was a long day of fun in the sun yesterday, with lots of Biergarten drinking, which of course landed me in a situation. I was back at this totally hot guy’s house fucking the hell out of him when I suddenly realized we weren’t alone. There was another couple standing there watching us, with their dicks out stroking each other. They wanted to join in and I would have said yes, except for the fact that I wasn’t into either one them. And since they were pushing the issue, I decided it was time to go.
I should always bring guys back to my house where I know we can be alone. And loud…
