TIM Fuck
Featuring Joe Rocco and Jerry Stearns
So I was able to fit into an old sailor costume last night, meaning I went out to the big bar with the big costume contest, and although I didn’t enter, I had a blast sailing the Seven Seas.
And I woke up with a vicious hangover.
Luckily for me, I met a sexy newsie at the club who stayed in touch, despite his equally horrific hangover. I took him to lunch at a local gastropub then brought him home to fuck the hell out of him. Roll of the dice, I know. But since we had only recently eaten, his ass was still perfectly clean, just as he had planned.
So romantic…