Who is it that Kevin Crows reminds me of? It’s killing me that I can’t figure it out because normally I wouldn’t pursue someone like him, but something about his likeness is making me extremely sticky.
A young Sean William Scott maybe?
Maybe a little of that in there. Or maybe him on top of a Hugh Jackman base…
And watch out for Kevin’s killer cumshot!
Okay, Vinny is more of a saftig Tom Cruise than the top gun himself. The aviator sunglasses and celebrity lookalike quality did put some juice in my nuts, but no “straight” guy has eyebrows like that!
The real Tom Cruise:
I might have liked this scene better if Vinny had kept on his clothes and gotten blown through the fly of his boxer briefs. But then we would have missed seeing his hot, hairy butt!
Of all the superheroes with visible penis lines, it was really Aquaman who made me the hardest. His powers weren’t the best, but the way he moved that body was.
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Watching Neil Stevens reminded me of Aquaman….
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Maybe you see Sting instead…
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Whatever.
I just wish I could take Rocky’s place and get my hands on that swimmer’s build!
Starring stocky strawberry-blonde Adam Faust giving some well-deserved leathery applause (in the form of a hardcore ass-fisting) to tall drink of piggy bottom (and occasional Woody Harrelson impersonator) Mason Garet.
The real Woody Harrelson:
It’s scene one of Spread Eagle…
Or as I call it, just another Thursday afternoon at the LA Eagle!
< Click here to watch the Spread Eagle preview video >
Sorry for the choppiness of the video, but from certain angles doesn’t Martin Surovic look like a mega-buff, Czech version of Scissor Sisters’ Jake Shears:
I wonder if “Jake” would remember me from long ago in Seattle and visits to a mutual friend in NYC… Congratulations on your success!
Did Lee Evans (the actor who played “Tucker” in There’s Something About Mary) secretly do gay porn at a younger age using the stage name Rick Bauer?
It’s like my nerd boner for Tucker summoned a dirty gay version of him!
Normally I wouldn’t go this young… or small. But Glen Woods reminds me of someone I really do want to fuck:
Dominic Monaghan
(And I wouldn’t mind a roll in the hay with Triston Sanchez either!)
