A handsome man I met at a cocktail party last night was telling me about how shy he is and about how people don’t approach him because they’re intimidated by his looks. To which I replied with a big smile, “everyone here is so friendly and nice. You should really introduce yourself!”
Then I promptly excused myself while trying my best not to roll my eyes completely into the back of my head…
As I was on my way to the grocery store this morning, I saw a couple of attractive men in suits getting into a nice car and had to wonder, were they going to church, or is that just what they told their wives?
Maybe they were heading to their secret downtown apartment where they’re going to share in their dirty gay suit fetish behind their wives backs…
Big Dick Desire
Starring Chad Stone and Julian Knowles
I’ll be spending all day at a huge food festival with a lot of tourists. So although I probably won’t be having full-on sex today, there’s going to be a lot of eye candy in the form of DILF’s.
And where there are horny “straight” men on vacation with their families, there’s bathroom cruising and the occasional grope…
I met this cute boy at Spandex Happy Hour yesterday who obviously wanted me to be his Daddy. And I almost took him home…until he told me he was a virgin. A 21-year-old virgin who really wanted me to be his First.
Okay. A, this is not something to ask a stranger at a dive bar, even if you’re both in just your underwear. And B, I am not about to rip apart a tight virgin hole with my big Daddy dick.